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Crystal Lake Hoffy

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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:26 am

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So should I post a dick picture for my 1000?

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Bagels

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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:34 am

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Isn't it too late to ask that?

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Brick

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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:36 am

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Your a spelling bee champion?

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:50 am

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Seriously though guys, thanks for making me feel welcome here. Ive enjoyed being a part of this message board. Even though Jason called me a woman, Darkside wanted to castrate me, KS probably wont talk to me again and E.V.I.L. Jack wants to pour bleach down my throat, its been nothing but good times. There are more, but Im sure in the end your all just trolls of BigFan.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:04 am

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Congratulations Hoffney. You've been making your presence felt on this board in 2008. You snuck in just in time to miss the eligibility for the 2007 for Rookie Of The Year but you'll definitely be on the ballot this year.

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FavreFan

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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:39 am

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Darkside wanted to castrate me

A fair punishment for criticizing the Dead and Phish.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:48 am

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FavreFan wrote:

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Darkside wanted to castrate me

A fair punishment for criticizing the Dead and Phish.

I will admit, for a brief period I was a fan of Trey. I was working over in the rosemont horizon parking lot when phish came through. After that evening, I vowed never to listen to them or any other hippie band. Eric Cartman is right, hippies = evil.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:50 am

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Kid Cairo wrote:

Thanks, but my name is not Hoffney. You see my actual name is Michael Hoffman and my hockey gay nickname was Hoffy. Everyone needs a hockey gay nickname.

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FavreFan

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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:54 am

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Darkside wanted to castrate me

A fair punishment for criticizing the Dead and Phish.

Ouch to the last comment. Did you ever check out his solo stuff? Its influenced more by the Neil Young's of the world then the Jerry Garcias.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:59 am

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Kid Cairo wrote:

Thanks, but my name is not Hoffney. You see my actual name is Michael Hoffman and my hockey gay nickname was Hoffy. Everyone needs a hockey gay nickname.

Okay. Whatever you say Hoffney. :lol:

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:41 pm

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I wonder what Stink's gay hockey nickname is.

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FavreFan

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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:27 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

I wonder what Stink's gay hockey nickname is.

Endless possibilities for someone named Stinkfinger

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Colonel Angus

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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:58 pm

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Darkside wanted to castrate me

A fair punishment for criticizing the Dead and Phish.

All hippies ever do is smoke pot and smell bad.

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Darkside

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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:03 pm

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Colonel Angus wrote:

All hippies ever do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Are you trying to say that hippies have an olfactory deficiency?

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Colonel Angus

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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:10 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Colonel Angus wrote:

All hippies ever do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Are you trying to say that hippies have an olfactory deficiency?

It's something Cartman used to say on SP. The actual line was, "They talk about saving the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad." or something like that.

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Darkside

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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:12 pm

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Colonel Angus wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Colonel Angus wrote:

All hippies ever do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Are you trying to say that hippies have an olfactory deficiency?

It's something Cartman used to say on SP. The actual line was, "They talk about saving the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad." or something like that.

There should be a rule against quoting South Park when you're over 18.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Colonel Angus

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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:18 pm

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Darkside wrote:

There should be a rule against quoting South Park when you're over 18.

...said the man who watches Mad TV...

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Darkside

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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:20 pm

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Colonel Angus wrote:

Darkside wrote:

There should be a rule against quoting South Park when you're over 18.

...said the man who watches Mad TV...

Fo sho.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:21 pm

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at least they built the "hippie driller" and featured Slayer's "Reign in Blood" on that episode.

I assume this is b/c south park is a cartoon and a "kids" show?

then no quoting Good Fellas unless you're italian.

no quoting Slapshot unless you've played minor league hockey...

no quoting the simpsons unless your skin is yellow and you have four fingers.

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Bagels

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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:25 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

no quoting the simpsons unless your skin is yellow and you have four fingers.

I have jaundice, does that count?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:27 pm

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You have a 1000 posts?

How long have you been here?

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Beef Rockmore

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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:33 pm

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Apparently the dropouts don't have computers.

Robert DeNiro, Jack London, Ansel Adams, Tommy Lasorda, Richard Branson and Sean Connery (to name several high school dropouts) won't be checking in.

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Bagels

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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:42 pm

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Beef Rockmore wrote:

Apparently the dropouts don't have computers.

Robert DeNiro, Jack London, Ansel Adams, Tommy Lasorda, Richard Branson and Sean Connery (to name several high school dropouts) won't be checking in.

You're right, we're all aiming much too high

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Colonel Angus

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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:45 pm

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I don't think the concept of high school was even thought of when Lasorda was a teenager.

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Redneckmommy

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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 6:48 pm

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GODDAMM HIPPIES

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 7:17 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Darkside wanted to castrate me

A fair punishment for criticizing the Dead and Phish.

Ouch to the last comment. Did you ever check out his solo stuff? Its influenced more by the Neil Young's of the world then the Jerry Garcias.

Actually, I dont mind the music, I hate the die hard fans. I have listened to more of Trey's solo stuff.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:01 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

Doug, I have two of those three going for me...

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:03 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

You have a 1000 posts?

How long have you been here?

Nov 20 2007.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:16 pm

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

You have a 1000 posts?

How long have you been here?

Nov 20 2007.

It's a bit Hoffy, play along.

How long have you been here?

Alright, the bit is lame. I'll stop. I wish Kid Cairo was here - he'd think up a good bit.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:19 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

You have a 1000 posts?

How long have you been here?

Nov 20 2007.

It's a bit Hoffy, play along.

How long have you been here?

Alright, the bit is lame. I'll stop. I wish Kid Cairo was here - he'd think up a good bit.

No problem man, im retarded so it takes me time to get a bit.

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