Please provide your go-to recipe or tips / tricks for some bitchingly moist banana bread.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

My wife makes a great one with chocolate chips but she hates me and thinks you are a misogynist so neither of us is getting that recipe.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Chocolate chips are mos def not going in my banana bread.

I'm happy your wife knows who I am but I feel unfairly judged.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

A single Hershey's Kiss works wonders.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

not some huge secret, but you have to use slightly overripe bananas

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That's what makes it hard to get consistent results...not only are the size of the bananas variable, but they get much sweeter as they ripen, so you have to adjust the amount of sugar.

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On the short list of things that won't ever get old.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

So she thinks that you are a self hating closet cat owner as well

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Which is incredibly silly because dropping a piece of chocolate into a pot of chili is a real thing, and does make it taste better.

My brother in law puts a piece of dark chocolate into his bourbon. I thought he was nuts, but it definitely does alter the taste of it.

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Unsweetened cocoa powder. Not a Snickers.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Banana Bread sucks.

chocolate chips in banana bread. That's a crime against humanity.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

It is a very common addition that I have seen frequently. Rest in power.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

What's her instagram

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find martha stewart's recipe.

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@audioidkid

I gotta side with Caller Bob on this one.

Bananas are nasty.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

Bananas aren’t great. Good banana bread is solid.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

And get ingredient number one, a full liter of rum

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

A cat turd would alter the taste too.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

You just don’t like humor if you don’t like the Hershey kiss meme. All time great board meme.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

You could substitute “steaming turd” for dark chocolate and the statement would still be true.

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

I did ya knob!

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

You can fancy it up all you want, but it still sucks. It's so bland. This shouldn't even be a thread.

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A slightly-speckled, ever-so-slightly overripe banana is fantastic.

Anything else made with bananas is godawful. Pies, breads, whatever

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Not a mult.

yep

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

It really is. The mental picture of drunken streaker Frank_Coztansa dropping a single Hershey's kiss into a pot with great care and pride is just too much.

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Use your photoshop skills for a mashup of the fathead frank picture that used to be posted on here and the salt bae meme with Hershey kisses.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Never understood the joke on that one. My best chili recipe includes quite a bit of chocolate, competition-level, it's tremendous.

I don't know what the fuck your brother-in-law is doing to his bourbon though.

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You know me like that.