I read in Feder where Pappy is going to auction a lunch with the mournig crew.

I think we should all chip in and win this lunch for one of the regular North haters on this board.

With Rock and Fred at the table you better be pretty quick to get those appetizers.

Pappy- Dis is a great lunch

Fred & Rock- (Sounds of non stop chewing) the only time they speak is to agree with Pappy or laugh at one of his stupid jokes

Jen Jen- Ummm like....do you guys like my hair

Bebe- Doesn't say much but she does wipe Mikes mouth in a timely manner

Sounds interesting, if we find a board regular asian guy (or even better, a guy with black and asian parents) with a monstrous appetite (Fred + Rock) x 10. Must own a digital camcorder and be confident that he can compel Mike to sing the Secret Asian Man. Mike should sing on the camera while eating and being sprayed from ketchup bottles.

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Or we should get a milato to win this lunch. Because I can see pappy there sitting at the table staring at the guy and saying.

Pappy-Hey, are you one of dem Milato's

Be- Mike, please.

Pappy- I'm just sayin..... a black guy should only be with a black women and a white women should only be with a white man....pass the salt.

Fred, Rock, Jen- Oh Pappy your so funny.

Milato- gets up and leaves.

awkward silence...

Cue sinatra music...

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