**Note to self: check back here on Saturday to see if FMN showed up**

You should show up late and heckle the band. Don't announce who you are.

What will I do with these 30 "fredsmissingnuts" tshirts I had made up?

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

Can somebody film this epic clash between to CSFMB giants?

Can somebody film this epic clash between to CSFMB giants? I won't be able to make it to Oak Lawn for this titanic struggle, but I'd love to see how it turns out.

Fred's Nuts has a nasty mean streak, so my money is on him.

I'm picturing two guys being bounced from the bar before any hammers are thrown, realizing the stupidity of the argument, then going down the block and drinking a few together.

Cut to the next morning as Frank plays James Taylor on his guitar as Freds cooks him eggs in a silk robe.

Cut to the next morning as Frank plays James Taylor on his guitar as Freds cooks him eggs in a silk robe.

Fred's Nuts has a nasty mean streak

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Sat Apr 05, 2008 3:31 am

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

I do not know if he was there or not. Nobody came up to me and said anything on the matter. So I guess its possible he could have been there, but he didn't say anything to me.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

I had a braves jersey and hat on, 6.4 245, black man, not hard to miss in that place. By the way, they water down their drinks way to much.

I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. SHALL. NOT. BE. MOURNED. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you're adopted, so that's funny too.

I had a braves jersey and hat on, 6.4 245, black man, not hard to miss in that place. By the way, they water down their drinks way to much.

I know the above must mean something to you and be very clever in it's own right.
However, to be a successful troll, you must appeal to a wider audience. I don't know what the fuck you are talking about and frankly, have no desire to find out.
Keep up the good work.

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

Actually, I've played the game, know most of these lines, and still find this fucker to be absolutely worthless, so go figure.