A $3 Jack's pizza bought at Menards can be nuked in 4 1/2 minutes. Throw some extra shredded cheese out of a bag on it and you're set. It comes out nice and mushy, so be sure to cut it into squares because triangles will sag over when you pick it up and all the cheese and toppings will ooze off.

When you find shitty pizza 5 for $10, you buy 'em. And then you PM me and tell me where you found those babies on sale.

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Unless you are drunk and/or in college, you should never microwave a pizza. Get a toaster oven with a convection setting. Cooks a full size frozen pizza in about 8 minutes, without a soggy crust and the cheese nicely browned. Don’t let the Communists win.

Individual Home Run Inn Pizza = GOAT.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Meh

Overrated

I usually just buy what is on sale. Freschietta and Red Baron are my normal pizzas. There was just a taste test I was reading about and both of those were high in the rankings. Surprisingly, Tony's pizza was way up there. Jewel's rising crust brand is very underrated and seemingly always on sale.

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

I haven’t had a frozen pizza in a couple years. Lately when we don’t go out, call in or home make we get the Aldi or Walmart take and bake and jazz that up a bit.

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My understanding is that the Red Baron two-packs of individual microwave pizzas are the same thing you can purchase from your friendly neighborhood Schwan man.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

You can buy 10 frozen home run inn pizzas for like 28 bucks at their store.


It's better than Giordanos

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I'd be fine with castration for whoever microwaves a pizza.

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I've reheated pizza in a microwave but I'm not sure I would try to make pizza in a microwave.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

That's allowable, but you're skating on thin ice.

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Lean Cuisine French Bread Pizza... best microwave pizza because the crust isn't pizza crust. Of course it tastes like crap, but still the best.

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Stouffer's Pizza Bread blows that shit out of the water. Please apologize.

I can't recall what show I saw it on but here is the solution. You stop with the microwave if you have time and reheat the slice(s) in a heated skillet.

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Individual pizzas can do it. I was a big fan of reggios too.

Just eat it cold instead of reheating a big pizza in the microwave.

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Red Baron breakfast pizzas. Apparently they still exist but I haven't seen them in stores for years.

This is the correct answer for microwavable pizza.

Frozen pizzas in general, the best is Screamin' Sicilian.

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i'm seriously tearing up because you know... you guys have microwaves!

mine got thrown out when i was jacked for ~15 days for a "five day evaluation" (and then pretty much all of my personal belongings were meticulously went through as people decided what i was allowed and not allowed to have. you know, standard fare for a real piece of excrement like me, especially when i have legit prescriptions in my own name that people throw out because, again, everyone knows better than me =)

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guys...guys.



10 for 10.

Totinos is the absolute worst pizza ever made. I'd prefer garbage picked pizza. Any suggestions for that?

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I don't think he's all that bad of a poster.

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-Hank Kingsley

Dumpster behind any Little Ceasars, most likely...that shit is so fake it doesn't rot.

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Apparently, the only thing you're allowed to have in life are your terrible posts on this board.
You OWN those, and can't nobody take that away.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

Yes, you are right. My apologies!

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

My college freezer was stocked with the Totinos. I also liked to make Kraft mac and cheese and then mix in a can of Hormel chili... that would fill you up for $1.29.

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There it is

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--yet I can't look away."

There is something very unnatural about microwave cooking. I used to be indifferent, but now I'm against except for heating up old coffee in the morning.

Nothing microwaved tastes good anyway. You're better off reheating food in a pan or in an oven.

I had frozen pizza last night, a Tombstone five cheese. Surprisingly good, when you add canned mushrooms. Even had sauce, which most microwave pizzas and even fresh pizzas don't have anymore. You now have to pay extra for having sauce on your pizza.