And we're all gonna agree with what they say. Well, most of us. It's common sense to most. They're just gonna repeat what the CNN panels say every time this happens.

But we're gonna get Goff on long-winded rants where he repeats himself 4 times before he stops. And somebody count the times where Goff says "I don't understand why we can't..."

Julie - Goff sex thread reads better

Their baby would solve the gun issue. I'm dead serious. They should procreate for the greater good of the world. Do it for humanity, Goff.

Goff: Ain't no way in hell, playa. I'd rather do Trump.

Julie: What the hell does that mean? Mitch!!!!!!

for god sakes they're really going to pretend the patrick kane/lgbt blackhawks tweet is a big controversy.

Yes, will they be talking in extra low voices, or just low voices..? Seems like a good time for "extra low voices", like the time Goof had inside info on why Rose went AWOL the 3rd or 4th time...

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Blackhawk goal, scored by number 20, Al Secord.

He's going to have Sam Fels on at 3:40 to give what I'm sure will be a sane and reasonable perspective.

speaking of Fels, someone made a parody account

https://twitter.com/RealLazProgram

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Fels is the same kind of "the Blackhawks were cooler before they got popular, I don't trus dat John McCub" shithead as the ones he hates, the only difference is he was a private school brat who got into punk rock -- no better harbor for the "they were cooler before they got popular" mindset.

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Goff's going with the "very low voice" right now. And it seems he's about to blast Rizzo and Maddon for their comments.

Cool, maybe they'll write their own tweets for it soon.

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So the show starts with what Rizzo, Maddon, and Steve Kerr think about mass shootings. I guess sports stars are role models after all.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Not listening, please for the love of God tell me Rizzo, Maddon and Kerr are against these mass shootings.

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Blackhawk goal, scored by number 20, Al Secord.

How low did they go? Can they get any lower? The level of lowness in their voice, tells me how serious the event is.

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Blackhawk goal, scored by number 20, Al Secord.

Ten seconds was all I could stand of that.

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"Mattress technology has come a long way"

- Dan Bernstein, 2016

Talking out of your ass day 2. These assholes are just like every other fucking idiot. Talk out your ass, point fingers and do NOTHING. Move on to the next tragedy without lifting a fucking finger. At least I can say I do something. Unfortunately when I do something the same assholes will call ME the bad guy. Seriously, fuck them

Why couldn't florida man walk into WSCR and not a high school.

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What?

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I do something. I donate to the NRA.

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Not a chance

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McDude is a police officer who does tries to do something productive for the betterment of society. Bernstein and Goff do nothing.

He sounds a little unhinged. Should I contact the FBI?

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Because I said fuck?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

SOMEONE GET SEACREST ON THE HORN!

READS JUST FINE!

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It's not like I did it in all caps

tuned out for two hours, tuned back in and they're still talking about Joe Maddon

Jesus. You just buried him as far as I am concerned. Seems to make sense with the impression I get from him.

B&G now hate Joe Maddon because he's a republican.

And if Anthony Rizzo doesn't go further on "Gun Control", they will hate him as well.

They want both Rizzo and Maddon to be part of the solution.

Hey, B&G, President Obama couldn't be part of the solution. He tried. What the hell are Rizzo and Maddon going to do?