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Curious Hair

Post subject: Watch the shadow cross the floor, we don't live here anymore

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 1:49 pm

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Three little words: GO JETS GO

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Watch the shadow cross the floor, we don't live here any

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 1:50 pm

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Rozner has a new method for calculating Hawks players’ ages. Ever the excuse maker for his friends.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Watch the shadow cross the floor, we don't live here any

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 1:52 pm

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Yeah, I saw that. According to Rozner Math™, Sharp is 41 or something. Kane is still 29 because...reasons? Because he slips contact better than almost anyone in the league? Because he sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers?

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Watch the shadow cross the floor, we don't live here any

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 1:54 pm

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Seriously, I hope Laine and Wheeler both pound this team in the mouth tonight. Speaking of RoznerMath™, once you do TorontoMath™ and adjust for media hype, Laine might turn out to be better than Auston Matthews. He's already at 41 and 24 and he's not even 20 years old for another month.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Watch the shadow cross the floor, we don't live here any

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 2:07 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

Glad you did. That guy is a tool. As if no other NHL player is in the NHL playoffs. Only the Hawks made the playoffs. Or wait, half the teams do.

And he keeps saying, we don’t remember the Cup victories.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Watch the shadow cross the floor, we don't live here any

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 2:15 pm

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I will say that of the teams among the NHL's elite (deep postseason runs and/or dominant regular seasons), everyone but the Penguins has had at least one year where things go bad and the team misses the playoffs: Ducks, Capitals, Sharks, Kings, Bruins, Lightning, and now Blackhawks and Rangers (a team that's seemingly played a ton of playoff games with nothing to show for them). What happens with the last two going forward remains to be seen, but everyone else made it back. The Sharks were out in '15 and in the Final in '16. The Bolts were out last year and will probably win it all this year. Only the Canucks and Red Wings couldn't bounce back, and the Red Wings were winding down for years before they finally missed.

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Drunk Squirrel

Post subject: Re: Watch the shadow cross the floor, we don't live here any

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 7:30 pm

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Well that’s a quick hook.

Deserved mind you.

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FrankDrebin

Post subject: Re: Watch the shadow cross the floor, we don't live here any

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 7:46 pm

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GREAT FUCKING PERIOD HOLY JESUS CHRIST

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ToxicMasculinity

Post subject: Re: Watch the shadow cross the floor, we don't live here any

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 7:48 pm

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5-1, this is sad

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Have a terrible night and die in MANY fires.

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FrankDrebin

Post subject: Re: Watch the shadow cross the floor, we don't live here any

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 7:50 pm

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So Highmore has Bolland's old number? Got confused for a second

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Watch the shadow cross the floor, we don't live here any

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:26 pm

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Well, they've held Laine off the sheet, I guess.

I really, really, really, really hope the Jets win the Stanley Cup.

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Spaulding

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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:42 pm

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