Seriously, my man's practically translucent.

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And why not? He's represented pretty well there for a producer.

A mentor has no significant vested interested in your success. Bernstein used Goff, and now he's going to be like "eh, sorry bruh, what can I tell you... enjoy living in Birmingham."

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

And if he’s concerned about financially supporting his girlfriend and child, running off with the boys to party and gamble in Vegas isn’t the smartest move.

I can’t knock him for the Vegas thing. He was removed from his job, and it was a surprise. That trip was probably planned many months ago. He is still getting paid.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

That's a complete mischaracterization of his argument.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I'll give him some love. I met him when he was at Murphy's Bleachers for some event. He's a super nice guy.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

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Let’s say you do. Seriously though I am sorry for unloading on you.

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Elections have consequences.

I was joking. No need to apologize. The other guy should though.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Well either way I shouldn’t let things get out of hand like that.

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Elections have consequences.

The drinking?

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No that was pretty much planned as a pub crawl day with friends. I shouldn’t have logged on at all really but just because I got aggravated I shouldn’t have spouted off a bunch of nonsense.

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Elections have consequences.

You'll learn when you get a higher post count.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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Elections have consequences.

It was some pretty good authentic frontier gibberish.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

We’ve all been there, Mike.

And I’m sure we’ve all posted while drunk too.

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You didn't threaten to rape someone's family so you aren't the most inappropriate drunk poster in board history.

So you got that going for you.

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He got drunk and wanted to beat up Rick. You’re probably weird if this hasn’t happened to you.

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Goff's ass is on FOX right now!!!!! He looks good.

Go for a tv gig Goffer

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

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Brittney Payton...damn

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

beardown already misses Goff

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo4npz0bnNI

This one is better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKMtZm2YuBE

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Two fruits, wow!

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Sorry Rick.

I spent the whole weekend starting at noon on Friday celebrating the many wonderful ethnicities of Chicago and wasn't here to have your back.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Did anyone in your group spill a drink on the bar floor and then try to drink it with a straw? For the record, it wasn't me that did that.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Is this Goff's first serious bout with professional adversity? He may have been lulled into thinking a media career is a straight slope upward. His advancement has been pretty impressive given his original qualifications. For a college dropout he found employment at his favorite childhood radio station, progressed from producer to executive producer and was able to dabble as a Bulls reporter and fill-in host. His stint in Atlanta appeared to be a minor league grooming stint to prepare him as Terry's replacement. The long-snapper's abrupt resignation conveniently brought him back earlier than expected.

I recall Grimace recounting a story of him working as one of those corner sign holders for a furniture store in LA when Sporting News Radio folded. And, of course, you had Mac selling cars while he was benched. Goff can correct the record but I do not recall him hitting that kind of dip professionally.

Goff was groomed by Boers and Bernstein who had been sheltered and catered to by a bumbling PD. Seems like Goff only paid attention to the "eff you" mentality Bernstein publicly personified and was rewarded time and time again for. But Goff forgot to pay attention to Bernstein's sniveling ass licking behind the scenes to ensure his survival at all costs.