It would seem a logical idea that Kap has wanted to join The SCORE since the Cubs joined them. And with today's changes it must have crushed his ego. Bringing back Mac was no doubt a kick in the sack.

"Good morning, sunshine, got some ratings problems? I've got the cure for the common Arbitrons, all ya gotta do is pop the Kap. Have a Lobstergram on me."

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And sleep well at night on my pillow. Well, not on my pillow but on a MyPillow.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

What's going on there, Cupcake? Thanks for the call. Mackeyfish...good guy, great guest. Love him to the ends of the earth. Perfect fit back in with the Score. Gonna have to set him up with some Lou's...maybe see if he and the lovely Sherry would like to head out on the town with Mindy and I to celebrate. We can take the 'vette. See if both Dan's want to go.

As far as I go, I'm happy where I am...get to do pre and post for my Cubbies, hang out with Frankie O, Billy, and EdVed. Eat some Lou's. Have some laughs. It's great.

Hey Jared...let's set everyone up with a MyPillow 2.0 and a Pajamagram for the questions today.

Back to the phones

Kap, not to put too fine a point on it but your producers names are Danny and Chris. Might want to be accurate there, sparkles.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Kaplan is aiming for ESPN national. WSCR would be going backward. He wants Kellerman's or Kornheiser's job.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

With what is happening to ESPN, that doesn't sound like a good idea. I'm sure he is counting on getting an on air slot on the new Cubs channel in a couple years, but doesn't pay the bills till then.

No shot.

Kap may end up with better ratings than Bernstein. A homer Cubs fan with baseball season approaching? MANY people like that sort of thing.

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He's certainly got the temperament.

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Just wait until Dan rolls out his new Thursdays at noon segment, a little something we used to do on the afternoon show that we're reinstating, rebranding, and reimagining, a little something called "Whom Is Your Verbal Hypocrisy Intended To Deceive?"

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if parkins and speigal are to be trusted, they were beating kapman

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

That would make sense to me. Have him do pre and post as well as in depth interviews for between game programming on a Cubs station they operate for themselves. All Cubs, all the time. Replays of games as well as live broadcasts. Broadcasts of minor league affiliates games, Cubs trivia contests, The Elmhurst Steve state of the Cubs weekly broadcast. Stuff like that.

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Go Cubs!!!!