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Paruch was reading a plug for a Jen Jen appearance. He addressed her as Jennifer Patterson. Bernsie asked "Is she going by that now?"

Paruch said "that's what is written here."

I think I'm responsible for the name change. I mocked the name and said that Jen can't be respected in the radio industry with the "Jen Jen" tag and being Pappy's pet.

I'll bet I influenced her to make the change. :lol:

Rock still has to call her boss lady. Or Boss Boss.


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Good for you Beardown! She won't be any more mature, witty, or insightful, but she'll have a normal name....

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HappyHour Jason wrote:
Good for you Beardown! She won't be any more mature, witty, or insightful, but she'll have a normal name....


Quality, HHJ :lol:


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I disagree. The name change means everything. I now put her in the same league as Barbara Walters.

Plus, it means that Pappy will have to think of a new rhyme. No more "Jen Jen the Engine".

It will have to be "Jennifer Jennifer the ..."

My God. Imagine how hard this is gonna be for Pappy to think of something.

Help him out guys.


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I disagree. The name change means everything. I now put her in the same league as Barbara Walters.

Plus, it means that Pappy will have to think of a new rhyme. No more "Jen Jen the Engine".

It will have to be "Jennifer Jennifer the ..."

My God. Imagine how hard this is gonna be for Pappy to think of something.

Help him out guys.


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"Jennifer, Jennifer, the gal thats gots a lot of me in her!"


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That is a tough one to find a good rhyme for. What do resident rappers got on this? SP?

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Have they been calling her Jennifer on the show?


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That is a tough one to find a good rhyme for. What do resident rappers got on this? SP?


Jennifer, Jennifer, she's got 50 cent in her.

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His new contract calls for the show to be called the Michael North Morning Show.

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I guess Jiggles didn't sound sufficiently professional.


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It seems like they're trying to get her at least somewhat more involved too...when she first comes on to read the news they all say hi and good morning to her. Then she reads some 'controversial' news story, eggs pappy on and tries to get him to bite (not hard). Very awkward. Maybe they're trying to ease her into a Annie type role


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Does that mean Rock gets the Steve Buchman role? Or the Steve Bartman role?!

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Bagels wrote:
It seems like they're trying to get her at least somewhat more involved too...when she first comes on to read the news they all say hi and good morning to her. Then she reads some 'controversial' news story, eggs pappy on and tries to get him to bite (not hard). Very awkward. Maybe they're trying to ease her into a Annie type role


I have no doubt we will be seeing Jiggles as a news reader on television some time in the future.


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good dolphin wrote:
Bagels wrote:
It seems like they're trying to get her at least somewhat more involved too...when she first comes on to read the news they all say hi and good morning to her. Then she reads some 'controversial' news story, eggs pappy on and tries to get him to bite (not hard). Very awkward. Maybe they're trying to ease her into a Annie type role


I have no doubt we will be seeing Jiggles as a news reader on television some time in the future.


I think she'd be more suited to being an on scene reporter, rather than full time desk anchor. Personally, she doesn't have the polish to handle being on camera for a full 30 minutes reporting the news, but in a short spurt, she could probably handle it.


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short spurt, she could probably handle


Short spurts, yes, she could.

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Coach Crapowski wrote:
That is a tough one to find a good rhyme for. What do resident rappers got on this? SP?


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spmack wrote:
Coach Crapowski wrote:
That is a tough one to find a good rhyme for. What do resident rappers got on this? SP?


Jennifer Jennifer I would love to get in to her
and bend her over furniture
and yearn to put sperm in her

Is that your quote Spmack? If so, that ain't bad. You should come out of retirement and make a guest appearance on one of my tracks.

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good dolphin wrote:
I have no doubt we will be seeing Jiggles as a news reader on television some time in the future.


No way she ever gets a TV gig. Her only hope, once Pappy leaves, is to stay in radio. There really aren't many chances for women in radio. At least in Chicago.

You either have to be the women side kick. She's doing that right now. You can be the women DJ who intorduces songs. There are a couple in town. Traffic reporter. You have to smoke 3 packs a day to get that job. They all have that scratchy voice. Or she has to wait for Kathy and/or Judy to go and replace one of them.


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Beardown wrote:
I disagree. The name change means everything. I now put her in the same league as Barbara Walters.

Plus, it means that Pappy will have to think of a new rhyme. No more "Jen Jen the Engine".

It will have to be "Jennifer Jennifer the ..."

My God. Imagine how hard this is gonna be for Pappy to think of something.

Help him out guys.


Jennifer, Jennifer, I wish we had ten of her.


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Pappy's Crappy wrote:
Beardown wrote:
I disagree. The name change means everything. I now put her in the same league as Barbara Walters.

Plus, it means that Pappy will have to think of a new rhyme. No more "Jen Jen the Engine".

It will have to be "Jennifer Jennifer the ..."

My God. Imagine how hard this is gonna be for Pappy to think of something.

Help him out guys.


Jennifer, Jennifer, I wish we had ten of her.


Why would you want that? One is bad enough...

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Why would you want that? One is good enough...

I fixed your quote Jake.

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Good for you Beardown! She won't be any more mature, witty, or insightful, but she'll have a normal name....


Who the f*ck does she think she is trying to improve her professional image?


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HappyHour Jason wrote:
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Beardown wrote:
I disagree. The name change means everything. I now put her in the same league as Barbara Walters.

Plus, it means that Pappy will have to think of a new rhyme. No more "Jen Jen the Engine".

It will have to be "Jennifer Jennifer the ..."

My God. Imagine how hard this is gonna be for Pappy to think of something.

Help him out guys.


Jennifer, Jennifer, I wish we had ten of her.


Why would you want that? One is bad enough...


No, that's not my opinion. Beardown asked for a rhyme North could use.

Personally, I don't know how she has any self-respect after letting that 55-year old pasty, drooly creep call her "cute" and "adorable" during her "newscasts."


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Jennifer Jennifer I would love to get in to her
and bend her over furniture
and yearn to put sperm in her


They are going to love you in the urban(cemetary) jungle of Forest Park. :lol:

Good rhyme though.

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spmack wrote:
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That is a tough one to find a good rhyme for. What do resident rappers got on this? SP?


Jennifer Jennifer I would love to get in to her
and bend her over furniture
and yearn to put sperm in her


Been there, done that. Not as good as Abbey Polanski, but she was
decent, it took Jen Jen forever to figure out it when it was over.

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