Twins SS Jorge Polanco got an 80 game suspension for steroids.

Dummy.

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"The Sox don't need to get better, everyone else just needs to get suspended"

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Thanks to an absurdly start time this morning I get to check into the Yankees game for a bit this afternoon. A-Rod is pretty good in the booth and bringing Jessica Mendoza up a notch either because she's in shorter spurts or just that it's early

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Madison Baumgarner got hit in his pitching hand, resulting in a fractured pinky; out 6-8 weeks.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

They already banged the opener in Cincy. Sheesh

I banged the opener once when I saw my friend's band headline at Otto's. She had a nice set.

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Otto's..RIP.

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Time to get rid of the notion of the traditional (American)opener being there any longer.

Even if the weather was decent, no one cares about Cincinnati

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Shurely JERRY has never cancelled an OPENING DAY the PREVIOUA DAY? LAST YEAR, Q on the bump! Open up the gates! RAINING, yet, MANY in line for BEER, BACON ON A STICK, and CHURRO"s only to have the game canncelled ?

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Not one fucking word about the Brewers and Cards? 'Yall think your bums are gonna run away with the Central again??? Wake up and sniff the roses 'cause it's going to be a DOGFIGHT this year!

This isnt the Cubs section and no one was even talking about who was going to win the NL Central.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Odd. "Chicago and national teams" seems correct.

The Cubs are going to win the division. They’re going to win it again in 2019. And the next season. And the one after that. They’re much better than the Cardinals and the other teams in the Central because they TANKED. Tanking set them up to go to the playoffs every damn year.

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Things just got worse for the Royals

Salvador Perez has a tear in his knee and is out 4-6 weeks to start the season.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Extra Innings free on Comcast through April 5th.

Indians and Mariners on now.

Baseball.

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it's on espn now too.

For people that talk about pace of play, a big reason with the substituions of pitchers, it was there in the Nationals-Reds game today, Nationals up 13-7 2 outs bottom of the 9th, no one on, Reds get a hit, the Nationals decide to change pitchers, it's like why

Michael J. Duarte
✔

I can confirm that the trade talks with the #Dodgers and #Brewers are for Matt Kemp and Ryan Braun as well as Dodger prospects. Right now, the deal is hung up one specific player the #Dodgers don't want to move.

5:07 PM - Mar 31, 2018

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Gabe Kalper tried to make a pitching change with no one warming up.

This dipshit made 15 pitching changes in two games including pulling his starter after just 68 pitches and a 5-0 lead. They lost the game. Keep trying to reinvent the game and see how that goes for you, numbnuts

Who is this Kalper

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

The Phillies used 21 pitchers for the season's first 28 innings and last night they used a position player.

Seriously, what the fuck is the Phillies manager thinking? It’s like he’s actively trying to get fired as quickly as possible.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Jake will straighten him out

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Looks really strange seeing Cutch and Longoria in Giant uniforms

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Charlie Blackmon reaches an extension with the Rockies. 6 year deal worth $108 million. Turning 32 in July. Ridiculous .346 career hitter at Coors, but just .266 on the road.

Surprised Counsel isn't getting hammered more for needlessly using his closer, Knubel, in an 8-0 game. Tore his hamstring and out a while now.

Jake is getting roughed up in his Philly Debut. Sure there was a catchers interference that may have extended the inning but its the same shit as last year. He has throw a ton of pitches and gave up a jack in just the first inning.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Because he had already went five days without pitching and needed to get some work.

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