Thank you for giving us an endless supply of videos to put to Benny Hill music while playing LF.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Endless or like...3?

That would be 3 per series.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Gotta cut him slack.

The Sox are going to suck monkey balls this year, so he doesnt have anything else to look forward to.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

RPB...hates the Cubs but loves Schwarber.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

To be fair, I hate the Cubs, but I love Kyle Schwarber, probably because he's laughably bad at baseball.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

I bet the over on Bovada.

This is the last down year before we're contending for the WC next year and greater things in 2020

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

I may start deleting all posts hating on Babe Schwarber. This nonsense has to stop.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

#Censorship

#NasisthenewBigFan

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Wrong on both accounts. Not that big of a fan, Ill just never go crazy over LF defense, because it's just not that big of a deal.

He just cost them 3 runs so yes it is. You don't need to be a Gold Glove winner there, but you at least have to be able to catch a ball

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

No, it's more like 3 total.

You just should have used a different word. It's ok, we all make errors.

Put the Benny Hill music on that post and call it a day.

It's ok to get defensive about players who suck. The Sox did it with Beckham. At least you'll always have that ball they put in plexiglass on the top of the scoreboard!

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Despite that half inning, Ill go with the previous decades of data that say otherwise.

Wow, you are way out of your element here.

Leave this stuff to dolphin and focus on guns and the middle east.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

He's a butcher, worst out fielder I've ever seen..I'll be 40 in few months.

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The problem with Schwarber is he does this all the time. If he had a strong bat, you could excuse it, but he's also a sub Mendoza line hitter with a slash line that looks like 2011 Adam Dunn plus the K's to accompany it.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

You are a Cub fan now, you need to adjust your posting accordingly

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

And he didnt cost them 3 runs. The ball that got by was a clean hit and getting a run in no matter what.

Terrible thought.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Well, it's not all the time, but yes, his bat has to make up for it. He may or may not do that.

If his OPS is .894 like it was in the second half last year or even .842 like 2015, that will suffice.

Except when it is. Are you saying Schwarber's defense had no big affect on the game?

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

I know he's a Hoosier, but he doesn't make you guys look good. You should pretend he never went there.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Eh....Im trying to think of a worse regular outfielder. He's pretty bad.

per dan beerstine's guy that's "Babe FUCKING Schwarber" as the initial report on the minor league schwarber was "babe FUCKING ruth" --- please append your colloquial rolodex accordingly.

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Name a worse guy

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Oh he is bad, no doubt. The worst a 40 yr old guy has ever seen?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

And Schwarber ends the inning!

Name one worse in that period

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson