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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2018 8:09 pm 
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what the fuck is this Jim Nantz giving out his tie bullshit.


it assumes

1. anyone would give a shit about this shitbird, burnt toast eating, egomaniac's tie in the first place

2. that anyone would give a shit about this shitbird, burnt toast eating, egomaniac's tie in the second place

leave it to a middle aged white guy to insert himself into the scene and assume that his tie is something special.
The hubris on this asswipe is incredible.

Jim,
tie that tie around your neck and begin jerking off as you cinch it up, you can go out like the lead singer of INXS.

later
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2018 8:11 pm 
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Can't stand him.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2018 8:12 pm 
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sabu wrote:
what the fuck is this Jim Nantz giving out his tie bullshit.


it assumes

1. anyone would give a shit about this shitbird, burnt toast eating, egomaniac's tie in the first place

2. that anyone would give a shit about this shitbird, burnt toast eating, egomaniac's tie in the second place

leave it to a middle aged white guy to insert himself into the scene and assume that his tie is something special.
The hubris on this asswipe is incredible.

Jim,
tie that tie around your neck and begin jerking off as you cinch it up, you can go out like the lead singer of INXS.

later
sabu






I love Sabu.

However, I will await LTG’s critique of the bigotry in the post.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2018 8:26 pm 
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leashyourkids wrote:
sabu wrote:
what the fuck is this Jim Nantz giving out his tie bullshit.


it assumes

1. anyone would give a shit about this shitbird, burnt toast eating, egomaniac's tie in the first place

2. that anyone would give a shit about this shitbird, burnt toast eating, egomaniac's tie in the second place

leave it to a middle aged white guy to insert himself into the scene and assume that his tie is something special.
The hubris on this asswipe is incredible.

Jim,
tie that tie around your neck and begin jerking off as you cinch it up, you can go out like the lead singer of INXS.

later
sabu






I love Sabu.

However, I will await LTG’s critique of the bigotry in the post.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 2:05 am 
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He has a great voice. It's like laying down in a bed of velvet

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 7:22 am 
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:14 am 
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Don’t get his appeal either. Seems like he would be liked bully corporate ppl who know nothing about sports


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:22 am 
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Jim Nantz is legally insane...
https://www.golfdigest.com/story/my-shot-jim-nantz
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On the other hand, there's a little Jack Nicholson in "Five Easy Pieces" in me. I'm a breakfast guy: three eggs scrambled, with bacon and wheat toast, burnt. The problem is, it never came back burnt. For years it would arrive limp and tan, which brought breakfast to a standstill when I sent the toast back. It was costing me 10 minutes a day, which, multiplied by six days a week, is four hours a month. That's 48 hours—two full days—per year. My friends, time is currency. My wife, Courtney, got tired of hearing me complain about it. She found a photograph on the Internet of a kitchen toaster ejecting two slices of burnt toast. She minimized it, printed it out and had it laminated. She insisted I put it in my wallet. When I order, I present the photo to my server. I get some strange looks, but I can assure you, the toast now arrives black and scary, just the way I like it.


On the other hand, there's a little Jim Nantz is Francis Flapjack, me thinks.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:24 am 
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I like him but that burnt toast story is fucking bizarre.

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sabu wrote:
what the fuck is this Jim Nantz giving out his tie bullshit.


it assumes

1. anyone would give a shit about this shitbird, burnt toast eating, egomaniac's tie in the first place

2. that anyone would give a shit about this shitbird, burnt toast eating, egomaniac's tie in the second place

leave it to a middle aged white guy to insert himself into the scene and assume that his tie is something special.
The hubris on this asswipe is incredible.

Jim,
tie that tie around your neck and begin jerking off as you cinch it up, you can go out like the lead singer of INXS.

later
sabu

Can't improve upon this post.


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