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Who's the first loser on here to sign up for this?

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I was gonna say City of Fools, but I just saw that it costs money.

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Why, though.

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Yeah, I don't get it.

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I'm gonna send one to good dolphin where I have Bernstein say "I have no rooting interest in your work, but enjoy your giant boobs."

Wow, think of the potential for Julie and Goff to sign up.
Julie could call you a sexist pig and Goff could call people racists.
The money would roll in for them

Hats off to Dan for finding a new way to separate money from idiots. You already know that Quad City Pat, Schmutzie Underscore, Great Email From Rudy, Amir, and everyone else who orbits Senor will sign up for videos that go "hey, Schmutzie, you're fun bad and members of Fun Bad!", or "I have one question: how does Quad City Pat get you closer to a championship?", and their hearts will flutter as they watch. Dan's probably gonna knock these out like Krusty the Clown laying down his voiceovers.

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That's why I assumed it would be someone other than Beardown.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

The only question for Julie's videos is when she tells her paypigs what bad people they are, whether the camera is on her face or her feet.

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Is he hard up for cash or something?

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Oh hell yes!

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I'm going to have Dan do a video congratulating the Tournament Of Champions winner.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Great Cameo today.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I actually believe this may happen.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Sounds like a Northian kind of thing.

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Not a mult.

Why the christing blue merry fuck would anyone pay for this?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Welcome to the Gig Economy, Dan! If only more LeBron talk could have saved you from this!

JDC has 47 patreons. Obviously people will pay for all sorts of crap. Heck I bought Pulte.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

I'm doing this.

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You know me like that.

That was quick. Sad!

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Does Julie have one? Post the link.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

What did you ask him to say?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Asking him to read your W-2 to the board was probably ambitious. Try something simpler.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

How does that get us closer to 20 dollars?!?!!

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You know me like that.

Well that didn't take long.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

America’s W-2, perhaps?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

MANY people are saying that this is the best sports message board in Chicago.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Not looking good. I'll have to hire Goff or Chet.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!