It's not a coincidence that Bernstein decided to do this bullshit after his demotion.

He's nervous.

This demotion stunned and scared him. I don't know how long his contract goes, but he's clearly looking for other revenue streams in case the SCORE fires him once that contract is up.

He's made a lot of enemies in this city. ESPN 1000 would never hire him. WGN and WLS are the only other stations in Chicago where he can make big money as a talk show host. And they're not gonna hire him for general talk.

He's not pretty. So TV is out of the question. He writes, but not very well and writing doesn't pay what he's making now.

He's got a daughter a couple of years from college and a son not far behind. He probably is only half way from paying off his million dollar Chicago home and he just got back from an Italy family vacation that probably set him back 10 or 15k.

That tweet was up for two hours before I created this thread. Do your job better Beardown.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

His old man has plenty of trial lawyer money. Split between him and his sister, he’ll be fine.

Father, will my inheritance be enough to pay off my mortgage and my kids college?

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I'm not saying he's gonna be in poverty. Drinky is surviving in a much worse position. So Bernstein will manage. But he wants the nicer life style and the best advantages for his kids. That's what scares him. He thought he would have afternoons at the SCORE making his 400k for another 15 years. Now that's in jeopardy in his mind.

The customers are those people who would pay 20 dollars for a birthday wish from a minor celebrity.

Did you even go to the site? How do they make money?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

It's not just Bernstein. Kap posted something about doing this on Twitter a few days ago.

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"I give you my word as a Biden"

He's obviously trying to squirrel away money in anticipation of his upcoming recession contract.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Maybe Kap would read that one:

https://www.bookcameo.com/thekapman

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Clicked on the Kapman’s page and saw a link for Showbiz Shelly down bellow. Birthday wishes to the Bandit doc.

Each day we find new and inventive ways to debase ourselves.

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This board was never intended for THEIR enjoyment

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

inheritance ain't that far off either

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

If I were him, I'd except every crazy request (maybe not Beardown's "I hate black people"). What's the big deal? I got your money, sucker!

He always wanted to be a lawyer or doctor. You don't choose your clients.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Is his dad a big deal? I have only heard that he is a lawyer and his family is from Omaha I think not that he is some uber connected multi-millionaire.

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Elections have consequences.

Not Harry Teinowitz big but big.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

The guy probably went on spring break college tours and choked on the sticker price.

You will soon find Good Dolphin's Apple Cart opening on weekends in various street corners around the city.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

vids cost $20 so the personality is taking home $10-$12 bucks.

lop off for taxes and he's taking home $7-$9 bucks a vid.

easy money unless you keep declining everything except requests from Bill from Capitol Hill and Jalen from Rosemont.

I saw the stills on his page. Why would he shoot the videos from that angle? Shooting up towards his face like that is about the least flattering angle possible.

kapman already looks like a giant penis, those air pods dont make the condition any better

Shobiz shelly charges $2 more than kapman....

a lot of interesting people on that site... pricing varies wildly... dennis rodman wants $1000 whereas marla maples will read a trump pee pee dossier to you for $20

Wow, there was a time I thought Bernsie could go national and now he is reading videos to strangers.

The Howard Stern approach I guess did not work out on telling his listeners to not listen or turn the channel. They did and now he is doing this.

He made one telling some guy on facebook to put clothes on his kid. This is funnier than B&B ever was. I can't tell you how much I'm enjoying this.

don't forget to finish those with "sincerely, count fagula"

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holy shit i lost it when i loaded up father of the year's page and saw the default stuff typed into the request boxes...



"just as long as the cheering up is at least 1000 feet away..."

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you forgot to end the message with the obligatory "We'll be talking cubs during the middays on bernstein and mcknight"

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His most recent one is telling a guy that Joe Paterno facilitated child rape. And scolded the guy for not believing it.

No Joke.

I wonder if he will read the graphic anal rape testimony with a shoe on his head for fifty bucks

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"The authorities have been notified...that IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY, Curious Hair. [Sigh] I am reluctant to give attention to what some very smart people may describe as a superficial landmark, but conventions being what they are may your 40th technique be filled with joy. My thoughts and prayers for you are indicative of a wider societal problem that discretion prevents me from discussing today but rest assured it is being discussed by loud voices in a room."

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I'd be curious (no pun intended) to know if Bernsie has enough of a sense of humor about himself to do this one.

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You know me like that.

Does this make Dan Bernstein a $20 whore?

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