I'll take that over the viewing naked women on your phone conversation with a 13 year old.

Always leave on a high note, George.

Spaulding...what?

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Uh, how old are these nude broads?

One of my son's friends was busted this week with naked women pictures in his internet search history. Had a horribly awkward conversation (for me) with my son.

I mean. Isn't that a normal thing for a 13 year old to try and find?

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Right?

I mean one time when I was in high school my mom cleaned my room (thanks mom), and I could tell by the re positioning of hidden mags that she found my stash.

What could she do? Leave the, there or admit to snooping.

My mom never found my mags. But she found my cigarettes.

I'm turning in. It's been real, y'all

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You guys were naughty.

And you weren't?

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Anchor Blood Orange Blonde. Pretty good.

Going with the two hearted ale. Forced myself to wait til after the early games today.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I waited also. Wife has been out of town since Thursday and I held out until today. Our son told me I drink too much beer. Whatever.

Tell him you’ll switch to scotch.

Much smaller glasses.

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You know me like that.

Were?

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I like that.

I’ll move this to the appropriate section.



He’s probably not wrong. Been a while since a The Bandit weekend party situation but this one isn’t at our house. It’s next door.

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You know me like that.

STAMP. STAMP STAMP.

I don't think that's a thing anymore.

Just drinking wine with local females.

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You know me like that.

I was referring to me.

This took a funny turn.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Tito's.

Wife only allowed to drink 70% of what I can.

Close the gap.

Or keep drinking and open it wider.

Giggity.

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for all you "knowledgeable" Beer drinkers


American Mainstream Light Lagers
33° – 40° F
Pale Lagers, Pilsners
38° – 45° F
Cream & Blonde Ales
40° – 45° F
Nitro Stouts
40° – 45° F
Belgian Pale Ales, Abbey Tripels
40° – 45° F
Wheat Beers
40° – 50° F
Lambics
40° – 50° F
Dark Lagers
45° – 50° F
American Pale Ales & IPAs
45° – 50° F
Stouts, Porters
45° – 55° F
Strong Lagers
50° – 55° F
Real & Cask Ales
50° – 55° F
Belgian Dubbels
50° – 55° F

All beers should be served between 38-55° F.
Lagers are served colder than ales.
Stronger beers are served warmer than weaker beers.
Darker beers are served warmer than lighter beers.
Macro lagers are served as cold as the Rockies.
Serve beers a few degrees colder than the target temperature, to accommodate for warming from the glass and the drinker’s hands.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

I'm on call tomorrow so I'm enjoying the misery of this knowledge with some Johnny Walker black.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Drinking like a jimador, as usual?

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Got the kids some Pizza Hut. That place is garbage.

95 minutes for delivery? It's like that every time. I can get an actual good pizza here in 45.

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You know me like that.

Why would you say such a thing?

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Good God man why the heck would a reasonable human in this part of the world buy pizza hut?
I.... I think I'm offended.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Go on...

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You know me like that.