Spotted the south side born thespian at the Whitesox game last night. Couldn’t have been a more normal dude. Saw him just walking around by himself no handlers in sight. Was wearing some very bedazzled flare or boot cut jeans. He did spread his butt cheeks as Mike Honcho though.

"Did we just become best friends?"

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Hawaii (fuck) You

We ran is same circles as youths. Seemed more quiet then than funny.

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If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Pretty sure you don't need a "handler" for this

Bob, you're such a jagoff. A funny one, though.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Thanks Bob. No go fuck yourself. Thanks.

Shake n Bake!

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Cub fans have Jermey "I ate too many fishies so I must be excused from my role in Speed the Plow" Piven, Sox fans have relaxed cool dude John C. Reilly.

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No, the Cubs have Bill Murray. And Eddie Vedder. The Sox have Steve Perry.

I thought Steve Perry left them for the Giants?

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

His interview with Maron was pretty good. Talked a lot about Chicago, acting, and the history of clowns. I think his dad was a professional clown? Can’t remember.

Rice Boys are Nice Boys.

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I like thinking big. . . If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
-Donald J. Trump, BPE

If Bill Murray is a fan of every team can the Cubs truly claim him? You can keep Eddie Vedder.

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I will indeed keep Eddie—I love Pearl Jam. Not sure who else BM is a fan of? In any case, I’m just having fun. The better shot than Piven would be Jim Belushi. And John Cusack is a Douchebag that would probably root for either team. Gary Sinese is a great guy, so the Cubs will claim him as well—I once sat next to him during a game, great guy.

When I said he was a Douchebag, I had no idea these photos existed.