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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2018 3:12 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2018 3:14 pm 
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Tim Horton's has great fucking coffee.


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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2018 3:17 pm 
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maybe next time they'll give her the key to the bathroom w.out requiring a purchase.


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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2018 3:33 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2018 3:34 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2018 3:36 pm 
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My guess is she asked to use the bathroom, which was perhaps locked with a key, and when they explained that it was either employee only or customer only she became upset and took a shit right in front of them.


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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2018 3:44 pm 
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this bathroom thing is really an indicator of society. it's not that businesses actually don't want random non-customers to come and use the bathroom... a business loves when people come in the door. it's the pure fact that such a large percentage of people are so careless and gross they can't realistically allow open bathroom policy. its really sad.

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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2018 3:51 pm 
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IkeSouth wrote:
this bathroom thing is really an indicator of society. it's not that businesses actually don't want random non-customers to come and use the bathroom... a business loves when people come in the door. it's the pure fact that such a large percentage of people are so careless and gross they can't realistically allow open bathroom policy. its really sad.


That and all the dead junkies and hobos washing their nuts in your sinks that you get with open bathrooms.

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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2018 4:02 pm 
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Tim Horton's has great fucking coffee.

Used to. McDonald's is sells what Tim Horton's used to.

3G has turned Tim Horton's into dogshit. The only saving grace Timmy's has is its Canadian-ness. In squeezing every imaginable process to save a penny of cost the Brazilians have really fucked up Tim Horton's.


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Coffee can coax the shit out of you...case in point.

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There's a new mult ... "Furiously Shits".

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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2018 5:01 pm 
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i think the magic of this story isn't the furious shitting, but the picking it up and throwing it at the timmy-ho's employees. call me old fashioned, but i think ol girl made her point when she dropped her pants and furiously shit right there on the middle of the floor... but there was something inside of her that said "no, i don't think they're getting the point" which made her literally and figuratively "carpe diem"

she took heed of dylan thomas and didn't go gently into that good night.

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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2018 5:07 pm 
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zero-hesitation to grab and throw; scooping the entire pile in one deft move.


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hnd's girlfriend ?

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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2018 5:48 pm 
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Couldnt they have gone with a different adverb?

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2018 6:35 am 
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i finally got to see the video... wow. could you imagine being married to that woman? holy lord... nice ass though

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2018 8:59 am 
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IkeSouth wrote:
i finally got to see the video... wow. could you imagine being married to that woman? holy lord... nice ass though


Yeah, she looks like she is keeping it pretty tight. I don't imagine this is her first run at shit slinging.

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Yeah Ike is right. She’d be a would for me were it not for the whole shit thing.

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Guys, I'm pretty sure that woman is in her 50's, late 40's at best.


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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2018 9:16 am 
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Caller Bob wrote:
Guys, I'm pretty sure that woman is in her 50's, late 40's at best.


Well at 51 I say ok. I assumed a younger person would be doing that btw.

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2018 10:49 am 
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if you click on the little gear icon in the lower right of the liveleak player window, you can reduce the speed to 0.5. Closer to real time viewing reveals she has pretty good form on her delivery, but cuts it off and holds it at the top; like she's trying to fool the teenager behind the counter into thinking a fastpoo is coming and instead delivers a change-up.


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According to a statement from Tim Hortons, the incident took place after an employee denied the woman restroom access based on her "past behavior," and "out of concern for the immediate safety" of those in the restroom, CBC reported. Tim Hortons has a "restricted access policy for restrooms to ensure the well-being of our guests."


https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nat ... 618333002/


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That was one hell of a good dump though. Nice quality turds, easy wipe.

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2018 5:23 pm 
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I love stories like this. Because it makes me feel good that white women hate me. Grateful to have avoided one of these ones.


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Comment on that page was priceless...
Horton, here's a poo.

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