This is essentially a Mad cover.

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Holy cannoli. That's hilarious. Is that for real?

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

i'll never forget how on the soup joel mchale used to always remind us that kim was "famous for having a big butt and a sextape"

welp look where that can get you nowadays!

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

I’m not sure if this made it to his recorded special but 4 or 5 years ago Joe Rogan had a great bit he was working on about the whole Kardashian “enterprise” — trying to explain to aliens how the Kardashians became one of the most richest + popular families on the planet. “See, it all started with this guy named OJ. He played football. Football is a game where 2 groups of men fight over a sphere-like ball.....OJ’s attorney’s daughter fucked this rich rapper who taped it and it leaked all over the internet.”

I’m not doing the bit justice. Rogan goes on and on and ends with saying if you’d try and pitch that plan to Harvard’s business school, they’d tell you to fuck off.

Iirc they basically said the same thing to the founder of FedEx so...

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Which rapper did the founder of FedEx sleep with?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

speaking of the founders of shipping companies, did you know that one of the 3 guys who founded DHL (D, H, or L) had quite the taste for underage filipino women?

it was such a thirst that he supposedly kept a secretary on staff just to set up his dalliances out there in the phillipines, and he was so prolific with his schtoomping that when he died and his billion dollar estate was being divvied up amongst his kids that all of a sudden these kids from the phillipines popped up like "hey i'm his kid too" to get a piece of the pie, and so many of them popped up that it eventually came to be that they got a set amount of money if paternity tests proved that you were indeed offspring of his?

so maybe the question you should be asking is "which rapper did the founder of fedex NOT sleep with?"

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