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PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 12:34 am 
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I've watched more complete games of MJ than maybe any other NBA player in my lifetime.


what does complete mean? like on vcr/dvd? that's nothing compared to living during his reign.

Every night from opening tip to end of 4th qtr for at least 2 straight seasons.

Only missing the end of late west coast games, or weekend games when I was trying to finger fuck some chick.

Before and after that it was incomplete games and highlights.

If I'm 35 I watched MANY MJ games.

Are you just amazed I'm not a Jordan dick rider or something?


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Jordan would have ripped his hand off and used it to taunt Gerald Wilkins before dunking on him and pissing on his dead body.

:lol:

We are about at that point of insane takes tonight.



were you alive or above the age of 12 when Jordan played? Because what he said is 100 percent right about MJ. If you didnt live or experience MJ of course you would not understand what his post was getting at.

You're telling me it is 100% true Michael Jeffrey Jordan would have physically removed his own hand? Then used this newly dismembered hand to actively taunt Gerald Wilkins? After this subsequent taunting MJ would have then dunked on Wilkins, killing him, then proceeded to pull his basketball shorts down, and urinate on a freshly deceased Gerald Wilkins?

You're seriously trying to say this is a 100% correct and reasonable observation?

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Jbi11s wrote:
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Jordan would have ripped his hand off and used it to taunt Gerald Wilkins before dunking on him and pissing on his dead body.

:lol:

We are about at that point of insane takes tonight.



were you alive or above the age of 12 when Jordan played? Because what he said is 100 percent right about MJ. If you didnt live or experience MJ of course you would not understand what his post was getting at.

You're telling me it is 100% true Michael Jeffrey Jordan would have physically removed his own hand? Then used this newly dismembered hand to actively taunt Gerald Wilkins? After this subsequent taunting MJ would have then dunked on Wilkins before proceeding to pull his basketball shorts down, and then urinate on a freshly deceased Gerald Wilkins?

You're seriously trying to say this is a 100% correctand reasonable observation?


IT'S CALLED A METAPHOR JUNIOR!


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HawaiiYou wrote:
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Jordan would have ripped his hand off and used it to taunt Gerald Wilkins before dunking on him and pissing on his dead body.

:lol:

We are about at that point of insane takes tonight.



were you alive or above the age of 12 when Jordan played? Because what he said is 100 percent right about MJ. If you didnt live or experience MJ of course you would not understand what his post was getting at.

You're telling me it is 100% true Michael Jeffrey Jordan would have physically removed his own hand? Then used this newly dismembered hand to actively taunt Gerald Wilkins? After this subsequent taunting MJ would have then dunked on Wilkins before proceeding to pull his basketball shorts down, and then urinate on a freshly deceased Gerald Wilkins?

You're seriously trying to say this is a 100% correctand reasonable observation?


IT'S CALLED A METAPHOR JUNIOR!


All due respect, HY, it's not a metaphor. Jordan would have ripped his own hand off and used it as a prop to taunt his defender. Are you a Lebron guy or something?

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You guys sure about all this?

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is that kid you jbs? :lol:


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Jordan would have ripped his hand off and used it to taunt Gerald Wilkins before dunking on him and pissing on his dead body.

:lol:

We are about at that point of insane takes tonight.

But for real that's a bitch lie after getting swept.

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An injury like that would have leaked earlier if it was true. Mentally weak as usual

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He’s just a bitch for punching the wall then. Jordan would have been more likely to have punched smith in the face. See Kerr, Perdue.


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This will haunt him. Just hilarious.

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One record he has that will never be broken is number of excuses.


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This broken hand comes into play when somebody asks how many times he lost in the finals. He can only hold up 5 fingers.

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The fact he kept gesturing with it at the press conference lmao. Who told him this was a good idea?


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Handchecking was allowed back then.

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He proudly showed off a cast from a "self-inflicted" injury? He loves drama.

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He proudly showed off a cast from a "self-inflicted" injury? He loves drama.

:lol: yeah he showed it off how many times during the press conf. Amazing how fast that "cast" got put on

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He proudly showed off a cast from a "self-inflicted" injury? He loves drama.

:lol: yeah he showed it off how many times during the press conf. Amazing how fast that "cast" got put on

We are all witnesses.

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He proudly showed off a cast from a "self-inflicted" injury? He loves drama.

:lol: yeah he showed it off how many times during the press conf. Amazing how fast that "cast" got put on

We are all witnesses.


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It's just that Jordan would have never done what LeBron did after the game. Jordan would have said "we lost. It was unacceptable. We will be back next year. This isn't over. "

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It's just that Jordan would have never done what LeBron did after the game. Jordan would have said "we lost. It was unacceptable. We will be back next year. This isn't over. "

We have no proof of how Jordan would act after a Finals loss.

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At least now Lebron has a supporting cast.

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Jordan broke is hand too, his blackjack hand, then the bookies broke his dad.


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It's just that Jordan would have never done what LeBron did after the game. Jordan would have said "we lost. It was unacceptable. We will be back next year. This isn't over. "

We have no proof of how Jordan would act after a Finals loss.


Ha. Yea funny. Ain't nobody thinks Jordan would have beat these warriros with this shit ass Cavs team either.

What we don't have is Jordan making excuses. LeBron does and its not cool.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
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It's just that Jordan would have never done what LeBron did after the game. Jordan would have said "we lost. It was unacceptable. We will be back next year. This isn't over. "

We have no proof of how Jordan would act after a Finals loss.



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At least now Lebron has a supporting cast.


:lol:

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So we can put the entire LeBron is GOAT thing to rest once and for all now?

Guy is both a joke and cancer in the league,I can not wait for the luminaries to come to his defence.
He may be a better physical and technical player than MJ but he lacks the two most important things that make a winner. Drive and the will to win,he has neither. He is a little crybaby who can not win unless things are perfect for him.

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