Who? Me likes the cut of this guy's jib!

http://www.chicagonow.com/sox-stuff/201 ... be-damned/

Deserves to be in the shoutout thread.

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Great work random writer guy!

check out this burrito soyboy

Afternoons 1-6 in 2017

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He suggested the score should have given Julie a shot at a show. This guy shouldn't own a radio his thoughts on it are so bad.

Actually, you are also white.

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

You can't dislike Jason Goff because I agree with his politics!

your.

It's "roles," but I don't think hers are limited.

What a fucking asshole, huh? Sox fan who thinks he can dunk on deez-n-doze Chicagoans but he can't even proofread.

EDIT: "full-time woman" aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha holy shit

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That article is like 3 months old.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

There wasn't a 75 LaBaron. There was a 75 Imperial, LaBaron edition.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Follows up bitching about racist comments with a racist comment.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Role. Role.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Moar racism plz

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Follows complaint about schticky, desperate attempt for laughs with schtick desperate attempt for laugh.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

How many openly gay sports radio hosts are there?

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

They won't be because they're not interesting or interested in sports.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Guy somehow got a Checkmark on Twitter and now he thinks he's a somebody.

But I've got to say, "Always. Be. Talking. Race." is a new one from the #Resist Checkmark community, at least for me.

Translation: "I got beat up a lot in middle school."

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Danny Parsons? Geez ltg, at least champion someone who can spell the hosts names correctly.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

If all these people are such believers in the promise of sports talk radio that is first and foremost built around the liberal side of the culture war, they should do something about it. Come up with an executive summary, proof of concept, and start finding investors who will make that a reality. It shouldn't be too hard because most white people who call other white people white people are pretty bougie and have access to capital. The Loop was a heritage station and it just sold for like $3MM! I'm sure a motivated group of witty and snarky do-gooders can get a whale or two who can put that sort of money up for such a good cause. Then we can have Beyonce Sports Radio and see how it does. The only question is do you give Jason the afternoon shift or every shift?

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Was this article a parody?

Still relevant however. Aging like a bottle of "two buck chuck"

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You get into whatever stash jbills has been partaking of last couple days?

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Two segments and he was done with Parsons! I remember this article from when they read it on the air the first week.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

ltg moving meters with 3 month old articles, impressive.

Everybody knows it's; "Harkins".

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

Doesn't Laurence have teaching and Sirius radio hosting duties as well? When a "writer" can't even be bothered to proofread his own shit, I just tune out to any of his thoughts.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

I think some band played "Full-Time Woman" at Blues Fest this weekend.

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