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El Mooso

Post subject: Re: Worst Lyrics of All Time...OF ALL TIME

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2018 2:49 pm

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El Mooso

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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2018 3:05 pm

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We'll never forget the way you thrilled the nation
With your T-formation

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whiskey dick

Post subject: Re: Worst Lyrics of All Time...OF ALL TIME

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 1:56 pm

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Pretty much anything written by Don Henley or Glenn Frey with the exception of some of their earliest hits. I can not suffer Eagles lyrics. I’ll listen to disco before I throw on Hotel California. I’m glad my guy Joe Walsh got paid, though.

A great song with awful lyrics is CCR’s Lookin’ Out My Back Door.

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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 2:01 pm

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Baseball season's underway
Well you better get ready for a brand new day
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today
They're singing
Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today
Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today
They got the power, they got the speed
To be the best in the National League
Well this is the year and the Cubs are real
So come on down to Wrigley Field
We're singing now
Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today
Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today.
Baseball time is here again
You can catch it all on WGN
So stamp your feet and clap your hands
Chicago Cubs got the greatest fans
Hear 'em singing now
Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today
Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today
Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today
Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today
Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today
Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today
Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go
Hey, Chicago

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shirtless driver

Post subject: Re: Worst Lyrics of All Time...OF ALL TIME

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 4:05 pm

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Chop Suey! by System Of A Down.
Everything about this band sucks ass, but this song and it's lyrics are particularly horrible.

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Telegram Sam

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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:03 pm

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Early morning, April 4
Shots ring out over Memphis sky

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MajorKong

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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 12:33 am

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I did it all for the nookie
Come on
The nookie
Come on
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your, yeah!
Stick it up your, yeah!
Stick it up your, yeah!
Stick it up yo!

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Tad Queasy

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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 9:09 am

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Here's Mike Murphy.
He's the man of the fans, nothing more.
Here's Mike Murphy.
Here's the show with the most on the Score.
Well he's never been in a press box,
Or talked with the jocks through the locker room door.
Yes, here's Mike Murphy.
Just fans talking to fans on the Score.
And that's Murphy's law... Murphy's law... MURPHY'S LAW!

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BigW72

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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 1:02 pm

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Pour Some Sugar On Me
Rock Of Ages

Really....you can pick any song where Mutt Lange gets a writing credit.

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SteveSarley

Post subject: Re: Worst Lyrics of All Time...OF ALL TIME

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 1:17 pm

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Steve Miller has a bunch of bad ones but,
"Billy Mack is a detective down in Texas.
You know he knows just exactly what the facts is
He ain't gonna let those two escape justice
He makes his livin' off of the people's taxes."
That is about the worst.

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K Effective

Post subject: Re: Worst Lyrics of All Time...OF ALL TIME

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:17 pm

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HawaiiYou

Post subject: Re: Worst Lyrics of All Time...OF ALL TIME

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:21 pm

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SteveSarley wrote:

i always thought it was clever.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Worst Lyrics of All Time...OF ALL TIME

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 11:03 pm

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HawaiiYou wrote:

SteveSarley wrote:

i always thought it was clever.

Theres something about this post that just makes me understand HawaiiYou a little better.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Hockey Gay

Post subject: Re: Worst Lyrics of All Time...OF ALL TIME

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:32 am

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Mailboxes drip like lampposts in the twisted birth canal of the coliseum
Rim job fairy teapots mask the temper tantrum
O say can you see 'em
Stuffed cabbage is the darling of the Laundromat
'N the sorority mascot sat with the lumberjack
Pressing passing stinging half synthetic fabrication of his-- Time
The mouse with the overbite explained how the rabbits were ensnared
'N the skinny scanty sylph trashed the apothecary diplomat
Inside the three-eyed monkey within inches of his toaster oven life

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shakes

Post subject: Re: Worst Lyrics of All Time...OF ALL TIME

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:13 am

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It's bittersweet
Sweet and bitter
Bitter and sweet

/end thread

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Rod

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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 2:40 pm

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W_Z

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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 3:07 pm

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Hockey Gay wrote:

you don't want any part of this!

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Scooter

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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 8:06 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

"I smell like I sound"

I enjoyed Duran Duran though. Catchy pop.

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: Worst Lyrics of All Time...OF ALL TIME

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 9:47 am

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Standing in line, marking time
Waiting for the welfare dime
'Cause they can't buy a job
The man in the silk suit hurries by
As he catches the poor old lady's eyes
Just for fun he says, Get a job.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Worst Lyrics of All Time...OF ALL TIME

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 10:12 am

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Telegram Sam wrote:

Early morning, April 4
Shots ring out over Memphis sky

Watch it, pal

That is factually incorrect, too. It was evening April 4th or early morning in Ireland April 5th. Fuckin Bono.

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: Worst Lyrics of All Time...OF ALL TIME

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 10:14 am

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Telegram Sam wrote:

Early morning, April 4
Shots ring out over Memphis sky

Watch it, pal

That is factually incorrect, too. It was evening April 4th or early morning in Ireland April 5th. Fuckin Bono.

That's why it's up there.

#fakelyrics

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Worst Lyrics of All Time...OF ALL TIME

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 10:21 am

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You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher
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Come on, come on, come on, come on
Now touch me, babe
Can't you see that I am not afraid?
What was that promise that you made?
Why won't you tell me what she said?
What was that promise that you made?

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I see your hair is burning
Hills are filled with fire
If they say I never loved you
You know they are a liar

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Indians scattered on dawn's highway bleeding
Ghosts crowd the young child's fragile eggshell mind

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There's danger on the edge of town
Ride the King's Highway, baby
Weird scenes inside the gold mine
Ride the highway west, baby
Ride the snake, ride the snake
To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
The snake, he's long, seven miles
Ride the snake
He's old and his skin is cold
The west is the best
The west is the best
Get here and we'll do the rest
The blue bus is calling us
The blue bus is calling us
Driver, where you taking us?

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 10:34 am

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How about, 'Girl you couldn't bite my wire'?

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You’ve made an enemy today.

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rogers park bryan

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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 10:55 am

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Love, love me do
You know I love you
I'll always be true
So please, love me do
Whoa, love me do

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SpiralStairs

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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 10:56 am

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Fuck the Caller Bob games you girls can't complain
And I ain't leavin' til you're sleepin on the cum stains

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Northside_Dan

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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 11:21 am

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You know, I feel so dirty when they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her
But the point is probably moot

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ToxicMasculinity

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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 12:48 pm

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Fucking magnets, how do they work?

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Have a terrible night and die in MANY fires.

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: Worst Lyrics of All Time...OF ALL TIME

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2018 12:45 am

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"Tonight's the Night" - Rod Stewart.

Holy shit is this song stupid. There are multiple qualifying entries.

Don't say a word my virgin child
Just let your inhibitions run wild
The secret is about to unfold
Upstairs before the night's too old

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I'm a dick fuck I like a quick fuck

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Have a terrible night and die in MANY fires.

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