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whistler
PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 12:26 am 
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Jenni's ice cream, that sweet-smelling ice cream shop outside wrigley next to the Starbucks.

So I wasnt able to get into the game today but I hung out around the ballpark, watched it on the big screen, and also wandered into Jenni's for a couple samples.

Anyway I had this turd inside my asshole from when I left home but couldnt get it out, so while In Jenni's I decided to give it another try as I felt that maybe this time I could get it out.

Fuckin sat there for about 10 minutes until finally I grunted, leaned back, side-to-side, held my breath, until I finally pushed out this spherical turd.

My god, felt so good to get it out. After that, wandered back out near the box office outside Gallagher Way and watched the 9th inning on the big screen. I fuckin called Rizzo's homer to the guy next to me and sure enough he hit it out on the next pitch (no lie).

This is my dining story of the day.

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What a great story, rich and compelling

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My god, felt so good to get it out. .

Good luck with your athirst crap.
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Telegram Sam
PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 9:16 am 
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whistler wrote:
Jenni's ice cream, that sweet-smelling ice cream shop outside wrigley next to the Starbucks.

So I wasnt able to get into the game today but I hung out around the ballpark, watched it on the big screen, and also wandered into Jenni's for a couple samples.

Anyway I had this turd inside my asshole from when I left home but couldnt get it out, so while In Jenni's I decided to give it another try as I felt that maybe this time I could get it out.

Fuckin sat there for about 10 minutes until finally I grunted, leaned back, side-to-side, held my breath, until I finally pushed out this spherical turd.

My god, felt so good to get it out. After that, wandered back out near the box office outside Gallagher Way and watched the 9th inning on the big screen. I fuckin called Rizzo's homer to the guy next to me and sure enough he hit it out on the next pitch (no lie).

This is my dining story of the day.


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Caller Bob wrote:
whistler wrote:
My god, felt so good to get it out. .

Good luck with your athirst crap.

Bob's getting excited again.

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At least he didn't take a shit ON Jenni's ice cream. Or on Jenni.

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whistler
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They also have free tampons in their bathrooms. No, I wasnt in the womens shitter. The shitters are coed.

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whistler
PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2018 2:00 am 
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jimmypasta wrote:
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I dont get what this means.

Who is that with Elvis

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pittmike wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
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I dont get what this means.

Who is that with Elvis


Supposedly,Elvis died on the crapper grunting one out. The girl is Linda Thompson who went on to have two sons with Bruce Jenner.

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whistler wrote:
Anyway I had this turd inside my asshole from when I left home but couldnt get it out, so while In Jenni's I decided to give it another try as I felt that maybe this time I could get it out.

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whistler
PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 10:19 pm 
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just 3 days after the fateful shitting, I discovered another fuckin' Jenni's in Old Town. What the fuck? Never even heard of the place 9 days ago and then within 3 days I stumble onto 2 locations.

I plan on going into the second location to take a shit someday soon.

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Telegram Sam
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whistler wrote:
just 3 days after the fateful shitting, I discovered another fuckin' Jenni's in Old Town. What the fuck? Never even heard of the place 9 days ago and then within 3 days I stumble onto 2 locations.

I plan on going into the second location to take a shit someday soon.


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I'm not impressed with Jeni's product. The flavors are good, but the texture is chalky and insufficiently creamy. It's half as good as Ben & Jerry's at twice the price.

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whistler
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Telegram Sam wrote:
whistler wrote:
just 3 days after the fateful shitting, I discovered another fuckin' Jenni's in Old Town. What the fuck? Never even heard of the place 9 days ago and then within 3 days I stumble onto 2 locations.

I plan on going into the second location to take a shit someday soon.


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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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whistler
PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:08 pm 
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Well there's a new place I have to leave my mark at now.

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whistler
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well, showed up at Wrigley Field tonight for the first time since taking a shit at Jenni's.

I didn't go into Jenni's this time, but soon I'll leave my mark there again.

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