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The hair is thin which isn't surprising considering it's surgically implanted.

But he also looks kinda gay. He's clearly off the juice and dresses like a femme fatale.

This motherfucker is going to be suing over gay wedding cakes by next year.

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I was struck by how much taller he was than Lewis.

I thought they were much closer.

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It was like a Goff/Baller thing.

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I was struck by how much taller he was than Lewis.

I thought they were much closer.

Wasnt that the knock on Lewis in the draft...too short

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I was struck by how much taller he was than Lewis.

I thought they were much closer.


Lach is 6'5", isn't he?

And btw, I can't seriously diss Urlacher. He's my last childhood hero.

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I was struck by how much taller he was than Lewis.

I thought they were much closer.

Wasnt that the knock on Lewis in the draft...too short


Yeah, I knew Lewis was shorter than advertised but that looked striking.

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leashyourkids wrote:
The hair is thin which isn't surprising considering it's surgically implanted.

But he also looks kinda gay. He's clearly off the juice and dresses like a femme fatale.

This motherfucker is going to be suing over gay wedding cakes by next year.


My father in law was giving me a hard time about my chrome dome and told me I should do the Urlacher thing. This was after he told me I should grow my beard out so I could hang with the Amish and asked his daughter if she was fat or pregnant. Another great visit.


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leashyourkids wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I was struck by how much taller he was than Lewis.

I thought they were much closer.


Lach is 6'5", isn't he?

And btw, I can't seriously diss Urlacher. He's my last childhood hero.


6'4

Lewis is 6'0

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Drunk Squirrel wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
The hair is thin which isn't surprising considering it's surgically implanted.

But he also looks kinda gay. He's clearly off the juice and dresses like a femme fatale.

This motherfucker is going to be suing over gay wedding cakes by next year.


My father in law was giving me a hard time about my chrome come and told me I should do the Urlacher thing this was after he told me I should grow my beard out so I could hang with the Amish and asked his daughter if she was fat or pregnant. Another great visit.


Wow. Like a Norman Rockwell painting come to life.


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Drunk Squirrel wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
The hair is thin which isn't surprising considering it's surgically implanted.

But he also looks kinda gay. He's clearly off the juice and dresses like a femme fatale.

This motherfucker is going to be suing over gay wedding cakes by next year.


My father in law was giving me a hard time about my chrome come and told me I should do the Urlacher thing this was after he told me I should grow my beard out so I could hang with the Amish and asked his daughter if she was fat or pregnant. Another great visit.


:lol:

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leashyourkids wrote:
The hair is thin which isn't surprising considering it's surgically implanted.

But he also looks kinda gay. He's clearly off the juice and dresses like a femme fatale.

This motherfucker is going to be suing over gay wedding cakes by next year.


He looks quite a bit younger than when he retired.


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leashyourkids wrote:
Drunk Squirrel wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
The hair is thin which isn't surprising considering it's surgically implanted.

But he also looks kinda gay. He's clearly off the juice and dresses like a femme fatale.

This motherfucker is going to be suing over gay wedding cakes by next year.


My father in law was giving me a hard time about my chrome come and told me I should do the Urlacher thing this was after he told me I should grow my beard out so I could hang with the Amish and asked his daughter if she was fat or pregnant. Another great visit.


:lol:


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Drunk Squirrel wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Drunk Squirrel wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
The hair is thin which isn't surprising considering it's surgically implanted.

But he also looks kinda gay. He's clearly off the juice and dresses like a femme fatale.

This motherfucker is going to be suing over gay wedding cakes by next year.


My father in law was giving me a hard time about my chrome come and told me I should do the Urlacher thing this was after he told me I should grow my beard out so I could hang with the Amish and asked his daughter if she was fat or pregnant. Another great visit.


:lol:


He’s a national treasure leash.


I've been there, my friend. Thankfully, just with girlfriends. My wife's parents are decent (usually).

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Peoria Matt wrote:
Drunk Squirrel wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
The hair is thin which isn't surprising considering it's surgically implanted.

But he also looks kinda gay. He's clearly off the juice and dresses like a femme fatale.

This motherfucker is going to be suing over gay wedding cakes by next year.


My father in law was giving me a hard time about my chrome come .


All I can produce is milky white stuff for maybe that is worthless on the open market. If I could shoot chrome I'd never have to go to work again.

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The media fawning over him is ridiculous . He was a fantastic football player who was pretty much a surly fuck his entire career here . He still comes off like an asshole . He’s about as far from a beloved ex Bearas you can get . Never have nor ever will like him . It’s like this post retirement Jay Cutler love . He’s still an asshole and comes off like one.

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The media fawning over him is ridiculous . He was a fantastic football player who was pretty much a surly fuck his entire career here . He still comes off like an asshole . He’s about as far from a beloved ex Bearas you can get . Never have nor ever will like him . It’s like this post retirement Jay Cutler love . He’s still an asshole and comes off like one.
Absolutely not. He was terrible with the media when he was here, but he has changed drastically. He is candid, friendly, and funny in his interviews now. You either haven't heard him recently or you are letting your bias cloud your judgement. Presently, Urlacher is a great interview.

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Peoria Matt wrote:
Drunk Squirrel wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
The hair is thin which isn't surprising considering it's surgically implanted.

But he also looks kinda gay. He's clearly off the juice and dresses like a femme fatale.

This motherfucker is going to be suing over gay wedding cakes by next year.


My father in law was giving me a hard time about my chrome come and told me I should do the Urlacher thing this was after he told me I should grow my beard out so I could hang with the Amish and asked his daughter if she was fat or pregnant. Another great visit.


Wow. Like a Norman Rockwell painting come to life.



If only the whole family was there it would have been complete.


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Urlacher was somewhat of a jerk with the media in the past. Has he changed a little now that he's in the HOF or is he just trying to act the part since they are honoring him?

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badrogue17 wrote:
The media fawning over him is ridiculous . He was a fantastic football player who was pretty much a surly fuck his entire career here . He still comes off like an asshole . He’s about as far from a beloved ex Bearas you can get . Never have nor ever will like him . It’s like this post retirement Jay Cutler love . He’s still an asshole and comes off like one.

One of the weirdest takes I've ever seen posted here. He is absolutely a beloved Ex-Bear. Most people dont care that much or even notice the media stuff.


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badrogue17 wrote:
The media fawning over him is ridiculous . He was a fantastic football player who was pretty much a surly fuck his entire career here . He still comes off like an asshole . He’s about as far from a beloved ex Bearas you can get . Never have nor ever will like him . It’s like this post retirement Jay Cutler love . He’s still an asshole and comes off like one.

One of the weirdest takes I've ever seen posted here. He is absolutely a beloved Ex-Bear. Most people dont care that much or even notice the media stuff.


Yeah. I would probably have to really think back hard to remember someone I actually talked to in person that disliked Urlacher. For me it always seemed the media may not have for their own selfish reasons. For instance, had he been more mature and given the media what they wanted early on we probably never know half the person crap we do about him that was bad.

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Fuck the media...I'd rather have 11 hall of famers that treated the David Haugh's of the world like they had a testicle growing out of their forehead than a bunch of nice guys running around out there.

You want warm and fuzzy? Go watch the CFL.

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Urlacher was unlikeable a few times, and he was a total meathead, but yeah - I think he was universally loved. He seemed like a true leader too. The press conference where he stood up for Cutler was badass. I'm sure Urlacher hated him behind closed doors, but he stood up for him publicly. His coaches all loved him too. Seemed like a true team player.

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badrogue17 wrote:
The media fawning over him is ridiculous . He was a fantastic football player who was pretty much a surly fuck his entire career here . He still comes off like an asshole . He’s about as far from a beloved ex Bearas you can get . Never have nor ever will like him . It’s like this post retirement Jay Cutler love . He’s still an asshole and comes off like one.
Absolutely not. He was terrible with the media when he was here, but he has changed drastically. He is candid, friendly, and funny in his interviews now. You either haven't heard him recently or you are letting your bias cloud your judgement. Presently, Urlacher is a great interview.

Yeah I agree with Frank.

Brog is my guy around here, but he is over his head on this take.

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Fuck the media...I'd rather have 11 hall of famers that treated the David Haugh's of the world like they had a testicle growing out of their forehead than a bunch of nice guys running around out there.

You want warm and fuzzy? Go watch the CFL.



I watch the CFL! Jerry Glanville is currently a DC for his buddy,June Jones.

https://www.cfl.ca/2018/04/25/oleary-gl ... s-defence/

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When my wife saw Urlacher last night,she said "what was the point?"

I don't know how that little patch makes him feel better but whatever floats your dinghy.

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When my wife saw Urlacher last night,she said "what was the point?"

I don't know how that little patch makes him feel better but whatever floats your dinghy.

I think she was trying to make you feel better about yourself.

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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Fuck the media...I'd rather have 11 hall of famers that treated the David Haugh's of the world like they had a testicle growing out of their forehead than a bunch of nice guys running around out there.

You want warm and fuzzy? Go watch the CFL.



I watch the CFL! Jerry Glanville is currently a DC for his buddy,June Jones.

https://www.cfl.ca/2018/04/25/oleary-gl ... s-defence/


Glanville was great as a semi-regular guest with the HFC 20+ years ago.


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jimmypasta wrote:
When my wife saw Urlacher last night,she said "what was the point?"

I don't know how that little patch makes him feel better but whatever floats your dinghy.

I think she was trying to make you feel better about yourself.


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During the pregame, the HOF'ers were on the field being interviewed by Michele Tafoya. Urlacher was standing by Ray Lewis and looked like he would have rather been standing waist deep in lava.

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The hair is thin which isn't surprising considering it's surgically implanted.

But he also looks kinda gay. He's clearly off the juice and dresses like a femme fatale.

This motherfucker is going to be suing over gay wedding cakes by next year.


After driving south on 294 twice a day for a year, Urlacher now looks normal to me with hair on his head.

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