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Ogie Oglethorpe
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Normally people who quit their jobs at age 29 need to worry about their long term finances, but I guess that's no longer a concern for the couple involved.

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jeez, fucking cowards. terrible. don't care how naive someone is they don't deserve to die in that manner.
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https://www.pluralist.com/posts/1824-millennial-couple-bikes-near-isis-territory-to-prove-humans-are-kind-and-gets-killed


Other headlines on this shithole website are "Jordan Peterson Forces Male Feminist Professor to Submit to His Dominance," "Fox Host Tries to Keep Straight Face When Feminist Prof Lectures Him on Toxic Masculinity," and "Lena Dunham Celebrates Her Now Uterus-Free Body With Nude Instagram Photos." What, was www.toownthelibs.com taken?

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Curious Hair wrote:
"Fox Host Tries to Keep Straight Face When Feminist Prof Lectures Him on Toxic Masculinity"


I had a similar experience recently: JORR Tries to Keep Straight Face When Juice's Lecture Notes Lectures Him on Toxic Masculinity

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
"Fox Host Tries to Keep Straight Face When Feminist Prof Lectures Him on Toxic Masculinity"


I had a similar experience recently: JORR Tries to Keep Straight Face When Juice's Lecture Notes Lectures Him on Toxic Masculinity

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
"Fox Host Tries to Keep Straight Face When Feminist Prof Lectures Him on Toxic Masculinity"


I had a similar experience recently: JORR Tries to Keep Straight Face When Juice's Lecture Notes Lectures Him on Toxic Masculinity

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I am very thirsty right now. I wonder if Dundee has Thirsty Thursdays tonight.....?

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
"Fox Host Tries to Keep Straight Face When Feminist Prof Lectures Him on Toxic Masculinity"


I had a similar experience recently: JORR Tries to Keep Straight Face When Juice's Lecture Notes Lectures Him on Toxic Masculinity

:lol:

That should keep him away for another week.

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denisdman wrote:
I am very thirsty right now. I wonder if Dundee has Thirty Thursdays tonight.....?

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God damn you Boyd. I laugh every time. Great stuff.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
"Fox Host Tries to Keep Straight Face When Feminist Prof Lectures Him on Toxic Masculinity"


I had a similar experience recently: JORR Tries to Keep Straight Face When Juice's Lecture Notes Lectures Him on Toxic Masculinity

swung on and belted

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God damn you Boyd. I laugh every time. Great stuff.

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not often a story touches me so much that I'm smiling ear to ear by the end of it. Thanks for posting.

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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
Normally people who quit their jobs at age 29 need to worry about their long term finances, but I guess that's no longer a concern for the couple involved.

GOT 'EM

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Ogie Oglethorpe
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Curious Hair wrote:
Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
Normally people who quit their jobs at age 29 need to worry about their long term finances, but I guess that's no longer a concern for the couple involved.

GOT 'EM

Outliving your nestegg if you retire early is no joking matter.

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Curious Hair
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You joked! You basically said "lol they're dead"

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Curious Hair wrote:
You joked! You basically said "lol they're dead"

yes I did, and I doubled down on it with another joke, which may have missed.

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What kind of alien looks upon murder victims and says "serves them right for quitting dumbshit office jobs for a year"

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What kind of alien looks upon murder victims and says "serves them right for quitting dumbshit office jobs for a year"

I prefer to say they were cancelled.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
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What kind of alien looks upon murder victims and says "serves them right for quitting dumbshit office jobs for a year"

I prefer to say they were cancelled.

:lol: Yaaas Caliphate

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
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What kind of alien looks upon murder victims and says "serves them right for quitting dumbshit office jobs for a year"

I prefer to say they were cancelled.

:lol:

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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
Normally people who quit their jobs at age 29 need to worry about their long term finances, but I guess that's no longer a concern for the couple involved.


Ogie loves enemies of Israel. Sad!

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What kind of alien looks upon murder victims and says "serves them right for quitting dumbshit office jobs for a year"

I prefer to say they were cancelled.


:lol:

Fucking Rick.

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Ogie Oglethorpe
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What kind of alien looks upon murder victims and says "serves them right for quitting dumbshit office jobs for a year"

Who is saying they deserve to die? I just see a bunch of gallows humor

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Regardless of whatever slant this website that published the article in the OP is, the whole story just kind of invites jokes to be made.
I'd sooner baste myself in high fructose corn syrup and jump into a an Olympic sized pool filled with fire ants naked than to go on a bicycle trip with my girlfriend to a terrorist infested shithole country if I needed to tell the world how open minded, inclusive and brave I was.

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Regardless of whatever slant this website that published the article in the OP is, the whole story just kind of invites jokes to be made.
I'd sooner baste myself in high fructose corn syrup and jump into a an Olympic sized pool filled with fire ants naked than to go on a bicycle trip with my girlfriend to a terrorist infested shithole country if I needed to tell the world how open minded, inclusive and brave I was.


I bet you they've NEVER watched a single episode of Vice.

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Ogie Oglethorpe
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I think we can all agree that it's a shame this car ramming attack didn't happen in Paksitan a few months prior. Then again, I think the car would've suffered more damage than the person in that case.

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