A.J. and the two loser friends of Chris who end up shooting him are off the board.

Also, only counting guys who were in/around the game.

Bobby doesn't belong on the list. Whooped Tony's ass defending his wife's honor.

Jackie Jr probably.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Noah.


/thread

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I thought about Bobby and the fight, but he had quite a few weak moments before that.


Artie had the one moment where he beat up the young kid on his doorstep but he was a fucking door MAT for most of the series. Also, deathly afraid of his own wife.

Plus the earring...

In and around the game.


And Tony is lucky Noah didn't punch his lights out

I've seen every episode at least twice. Who the fuck is Noah?

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Once you start bagging Meadow Soprano, you're in and around the game.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Oh right the half black half jewish kid. Not sure how I forgot him

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Beansie was pretty fuckin weak, too

Ralph was actually pretty weak. He killed horses, beat women, and let Janice ride him like a bitch.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Yeah, that's a good choice.

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No way, he went 12 rounds with Tony in the kitchen and nearly won and talked shit to everyone without a thought.

Also, he's a comedic TITAN

In the episode "Another Toothpick", Vito Spatafore's brother Bryan is violently beaten and put into a coma, and it is revealed that he will probably suffer permanent brain damage from the attack. Ralph remarks "look at the bright side: he wasn't that smart to begin with."

Although Ralph vehemently denies setting the fire, he mocks Tony's concern for the situation, pointing out that while he has special affection for animals, he "eats beef and sausage by the fuckin' carload".

I said he was weak. I never said he wasn't funny.

"Yes ma'am, a gerbil."

"Oh my Gawd!"

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

AJ Soprano is the weakest person in the Sopranos universe by a good margin. Physically, mentally and emotionally he was a complete mess the entire series.

Pussy should at least be in the team photo. He was worthless while he was alive, constantly complained about a back that wasn't hurt, ran away from the cops when the clubhouse got busted, and ratted on the entire family as soon as he got in any real trouble.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

That was just a way of explaining some of his odd behavior after he had already flipped.

Fair enough, I guess, but the rest of my case stands.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Ralph is the correct answer.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

I have to concur.

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You guys are crazy.

Weaker than Artie and Jackie Jr.?

Tony also hit women.

Only when they deserved it.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I love JORR.

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Ralph was tougher than Richie Aprile. Richie didnt even make Janice stagger.

Yeah I don't really see a case to be made that Ralph is weaker than Jackie Jr.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Meh I think of him on the level of AJ or Meadow.

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Jackie Jr.: fucks Meadow.

Ralph: gets fucked by Janice.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I had a feeling it was DanielMuphryism on display here.


God this show was fuckin hilarious...


The joke Ralph made was that he "heard Ginny Sack was having a 95 pound mole removed from her ass". When explaining the incident to Carmine, an angry Johnny Sack said that "the implication is that her ass is big enough to have a mole that size removed from it".

Davey Scatino. No self-control.

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Ralph's crew was the gayest in the business.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don