Walking to the bar tonight, saw two petite Asian women with a flat tire. 0% chance they could help themselves.

The One Post (solo) pit crew had the spare on in 10 minutes. That was pretty cool.

Walking to the bar tonight, saw two petite Asian women with a flat tire. 0% chance they could help themselves.

The One Post (solo) pit crew had the spare on in 10 minutes. That was pretty cool.

While i’m at it, last Saturday on the beach a guy had a massive cardiac event 30 yards from me. He didn’t make it, but me and some other dude gave him some professional caliber CPR for 7 mins till the first responders arrived. When they put him in the ambulance he was breathing and had a pulse after they shocked him. He survived long enough for his wife and son to say goodby at the hospital.

......and?

......and?

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

I arrived at the bar ten minutes later than I planned.

My old lady picked up 8 volumes of a 10 volume "Cameo Edition" collection of the works of Edgar Allan Poe put out by Funk and Wagnalls at an estate sale for 8 bucks. While not especially rare, they are a first pressing from 1904. Each volume is going for about 30 or 40 bones each.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

My old lady picked up 8 volumes of a 10 volume "Cameo Edition" collection of the works of Edgar Allan Poe put out by Funk and Wagnalls at an estate sale for 8 bucks. While not especially rare, they are a first pressing from 1904. Each volume is going for about 30 or 40 bones each.

not really *my* brag per se, but over the weekend, I saw one of my cousins that I haven't seen since 2002 and we were talking about the playoffs, and he told me that when he lived in SoCal in the early aughts, he worked with a guy who would always be talking about his child prodigy baseball player son "Christian" - yeah, we got him a private hitting coach....yea, he's gonna be a big leaguer....yea....blah blah blah.

Non-story short, my cousin works(ed) with Christian Yelich's dad. And his dad was right.

I got to yell at a kid today I didn't know.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

If the Patriots win tonight I will complete a 6 team parlay.

Oh baby that’s sweet. How many points did you have to give up?

my boy was accepted into second city's teen ensemble

The site said it is for teens with acting or improv experience, which he really has neither (took a camp in grade school years ago). He just saw the audition, thought it might be fun and tried out. He didn't expect to make it.

They asked for head shots and things like that and I'm all like wtf? He is doing this for fun, not to get a role as Excited Kid #3 in a Mcdonald's commercial.

Anyway, I'm proud of him. He has been willing to stick his neck out there in the past with some things he has done but this seems like guillotine level neck sticking to me. This will be real shows with plenty of chance for negative reinforcement and being surrounded by kids with a much different agenda. Sharks swirling my baby. Not many teens would actively seek out the chance to get wrecked with almost no other benefit than a cool entry on a college resume. Better man than me.

If the Patriots win tonight I will complete a 6 team parlay.

the team I coach won the fall league baseball championship

we are not some super team with future MLB players but this group has put up a few skins on the wall over the last few years and I am proud of them

That;s like 200-1 isn't it?

I came up with a new reply when my kids say, "Shut up, Dad!" My bitch-ass starts rappin':

Shut up, shut down,
shut all around.

Those are the only lyrics I can think of, so I start beat-boxing afterwards. It's REALLY annoying and it gets them even angrier than they were, but eventually they start laughing.

I don't think I'd be a cool enough Dad to break out rap lyrics if one of my kids told me to "Shut up".

You're like Cosby.