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Brick

Post subject: Best of Twitter

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 8:07 am

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To celebrate the new board function, please post some of your favorite tweets.

For those of you that don't know, you can now embed tweets with the tweet tag like you can a quote and the url

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billypootons

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 8:13 am

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 8:21 am

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The obsession with her is real.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 8:40 am

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 8:42 am

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Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

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BigW72

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 9:12 am

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

The obsession with her is real.

umm...she has a thread of her own on it's way to 800 posts. People have yet to realize the only way to get rid of her is to ignore her.

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billypootons

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 9:15 am

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

The obsession with her is real.

create a dumb thread and you should expect to get dumb replies....

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 9:19 am

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billypootons wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

The obsession with her is real.

create a dumb thread and you should expect to get dumb replies....

You delivered.

Why would she be your first thought in this thread?

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 10:06 am

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wdelaney72 wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

The obsession with her is real.

umm...she has a thread of her own on it's way to 800 posts. People have yet to realize the only way to get rid of her is to ignore her.

Why would we want to get rid of her? Her psychosis is thoroughly entertaining.

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 2:10 pm

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Take that!

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DAC

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 2:31 pm

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wdelaney72 wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

The obsession with her is real.

umm...she has a thread of her own on it's way to 800 posts. People have yet to realize the only way to get rid of her is to ignore her.

I don't get it. I NEVER am exposed to her. I have never opened the thread on her, I don't follow her on Twitter, and I don't listen to her show. Sometimes I hear her on updates if I am driving or if she is on a segment concerning someone such as Addison Russell but that is it. It's not hard.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 2:34 pm

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thread should only be dril tweets

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 2:59 pm

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Buy the book!

https://www.amazon.com/Dril-Official-Ye ... 1724941682

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 3:04 pm

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Molly Lambert wrote:

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

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Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 1:25 am

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Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 9:28 am

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What an amazing sentence.

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 11:13 am

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Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 9:38 pm

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Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 10:44 pm

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/r/thatHappened

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 11:02 pm

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We can add "using tape" to the list of simple tasks Julie cannot do correctly.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2018 8:16 pm

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I don't like white rappers.

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America

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2018 8:18 pm

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whens the last time an "absurdist" tweet was ever funny.

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 8:54 am

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Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 8:55 am

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Telegram Sam wrote:

The Hank Scorpio Redemption Tour is on!

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 11:26 am

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 11:30 am

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Tall Midget wrote:

[tweet]<p lang="en" dir="ltr">You’re older than you’ve ever been, younger than you’ll ever be again, and you’re also a pointless biological accident in an entropic void and your sentience literally has zero significance<br><br>Eat Arby’s</p>— Nihilist Arby's (@nihilist_arbys) <a href="https://twitter.com/nihilist_arbys/status/1038971748232904704?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 10, 2018</a></blockquote>
[/tweet]

... You get used to it; I don't even see the code. All I see is blond, brunette, redhead ...

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 11:32 am

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Don Tiny wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

... You get used to it; I don't even see the code. All I see is blond, brunette, redhead ...

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Keyser Soze

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 11:33 am

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Tall Midget wrote:

[tweet]<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">You’re older than you’ve ever been, younger than you’ll ever be again, and you’re also a pointless biological accident in an entropic void and your sentience literally has zero significance<br><br>Eat Arby’s</p>— Nihilist Arby's (@nihilist_arbys) <a href="https://twitter.com/nihilist_arbys/status/1038971748232904704?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 10, 2018</a></blockquote>
<script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>[/tweet]

That’s what it looked like when I tried doing this. I just didn’t hit submit.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 11:35 am

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Molly Lambert wrote:

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 11:37 am

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For the record, it is like this.
[tweet]{website url from twitter like https://twitter.com/CaptAndrewLuck/stat ... 9029344259}[/tweet]
No spaces or anything else.

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