Looks like they want to cap how much you can buy online.

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You know me like that.

When a sharp like you makes a move it tends to change limits and markets.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

60 tickets -

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You know me like that.

Few on the board could be trusted with this. Ken is one of those.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

You can only buy $150/day online. The Gov is worried about me.

$150 total for now - 75 tickets

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You know me like that.

Agreed.

Good guy. Buys tickets.

I agree. It's hard to explain to a third party though.



Me (to my wife): Hey, I went in on some Lotto tickets with some guys from the board in case you see some Paypal activity.

Wife: From the board? That sounds risky. What would happen if you won?

Me: Oh, no worries. The guy running it is completely trustworthy.

Wife: Oh, who is it?

Me: Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Wife: He's a doctor?

Me: No, that's just his moniker. It's what the guy in Anchorman named his right testicle.

Wife: Okay... I meant what is his real name?

Me: Oh, I don't know.

Wife: Well, have you met him?

Me: No.

Wife: Then how do you know he's trustworthy?

Me: Look, I've known him for a long time, and he has a reputation as one of the most trustworthy...

Wife: ... Wait, I thought you don't even know who he is.

Me: Well, I mean I've known of him for years.

Wife: *Look of bewilderment* Says nothing.

Me: I've known his online persona for years. Good guy. Trust me.

Wife: What does that mean? What is his online persona?

Me: Well, he sort of plays the character of an Aristocrat who lives in Kenilworth and posts on the board as a refuge from his extravagant lifestyle.

*Wife leaves room*

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I pretty much just went thru this exact situation

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Just to keep things transparent -

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You know me like that.

I told my girlfriend and her mom wants her to buy solo tickets because the mom says I'll dump her if I become rich.

Mom is too smart for her own good.

Just kidding. I think.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Pretty accurate.

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You know me like that.

you just tell yr old lady you are providing for your family and butt the fuck out of serious CFMB business

This might make a good Black Mirror episode.

That was all embellished. You know I don't let my wife see where the money goes.

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(((goes)))

Thank you for organizing all of this, Dr. Ken.

I am in for $20.00.

In the even we win, in anticipation of the inevitable lawsuits, should we send contact information for our legal representation directly to Dr. Ken or just post it in this thread?

(((legal representation)))

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(((Copper wire)))

(((inevitable lawsuits)))

I should own an island by then with the $506 I'm stealing right now.

Send it there.

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You know me like that.

Hey, the island was my idea!

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You know me like that.

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Added ticket purchase information. I like spreadsheets too much.

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You know me like that.

I understand your love with spreadsheets. I have one too. Yet there is one rule. Do not use shit as a color. Any other color will do.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

You're not wrong.

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You know me like that.

Me: still waffling...

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Not a mult.

OK, in for $15 just to be an asshole.

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Not a mult.

Another 75 tix -

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You know me like that.

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You know me like that.