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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 8:22 am

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2 more days until retirement.

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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 9:22 am

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Peoria Matt wrote:

2 more days until retirement.

This has the potential to be the most dramatic thing to ever happen on the board, surpassing cubbiegirlshamus' revival of a passed out coworker in a corporate bathroom stall.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 6:32 pm

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Frank's extra $0.05 might net him an extra $70k.

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Peoria Matt

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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 6:54 pm

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The Wisemen not opting to join the commoners in a game of chance.

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Mr. Reason

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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 7:05 pm

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Peoria Matt wrote:

The Wisemen not opting to join the commoners in a game of chance.

They don’t have any money left after buying the board.

I’ll toss a few shekels their way after we win.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 7:07 pm

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Really? I figured you would buy a $57 million bottle of Scotch.

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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 7:17 pm

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Mr. Reason wrote:

Peoria Matt wrote:

The Wisemen not opting to join the commoners in a game of chance.

They don’t have any money left after buying the board.

I’ll toss a few shekels their way after we win.

Good idea.

I'll let my accountant know.

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chaspoppcap

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 7:21 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

UPDATE - This is for the Mega-Million next draw on Tuesday. Deadline to invest is Noon Central Time on Tuesday 10/23/18 after which I will buy tickets prior to that day's drawing and post the numbers here.

The allocation will be based on what you contributed divided by the total amount purchased. All amounts and totals and the numbers that I purchase online via Quickpicks will be posted prior to the drawing as well.

Send your contribution via PayPal to cfrcast@gmail.com - named to Ken Noisewater.

Also, after sending the money, PM me here to let me know who you are and what you contributed.

I feel like I'm about to get into a legal nightmare but LET'S DO THIS!!

Any money that is won in an individual drawing that totals less than $501 will be reinvested for the next Mega-Millions drawing and that will continue until the total won on a single draw meet or exceeds $501 or the money is gone from losing.

Go.

NO MULTIPLIERS.

Any winning sums over $500 will be taken in the lump sum payment option.

I'm in for $40 currently in this group but I might add some more.

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Figured it might need a new thread. I'm up for it.

If we get 10+ people interest, I'll put things in motion. Would need to know by tomorrow night if I'm going to start. Money would need to be in the PayPal account by Noon on Tuesday.

$10 minimum investment.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

We should have a Board ticket. Pool 50 guys and buy $1,000 online.

Would anybody do this? I'm not going to go to the effort with no buy-in.

We have some time. I'd setup a PayPal account for it. Collect money until Noon on Tuesday and then post the numbers here with the allocation based on money contributed. I'll probably buy the tix online.

Anything that is won under $1000 will be reinvested with the same allocations until the money is gone.

You would just confirm your contribution via direct message on the site here.

If we get 10 people or so, I'll start the process.

Full disclosure - I've already bought about $30 worth and I'm keeping all that if I win. That's why I'll post the numbers. I'll buy everyone here a beer if I win lonesome-style. Good guy.

Doc so you know there is a legal form on the Illinois lottery site and instructions on how to do pools like this

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chaspoppcap

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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 7:22 pm

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I'm not in as I am sure non of you would want to be involved with me. Just so you know if I win,well we will see.

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chaspoppcap

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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 7:22 pm

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I'm not in as I am sure non of you would want to be involved with me. Just so you know if I win,well we will see.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

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Mr. Reason

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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 7:45 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Really? I figured you would buy a $57 million bottle of Scotch.

How about I just throw in an extra $20.16 and buy my own distillery.

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Mr. Reason

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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 7:47 pm

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chaspoppcap wrote:

I'm not in as I am sure non of you would want to be involved with me. Just so you know if I win,well we will see.

Just stop with the victim shit. It’s very unbecoming.

I hope your mother is doing well.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 7:50 pm

Peoria Matt wrote:

The Wisemen not opting to join the commoners in a game of chance.

I kind of wish one of them would get in because if they delete this thread for some reason, I'm going to spend the rest of my life in court.

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Mr. Reason

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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 7:51 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Peoria Matt wrote:

The Wisemen not opting to join the commoners in a game of chance.

I kind of wish one of them would get in because if they delete this thread for some reason, I'm going to spend the rest of my life in court.

No you won’t. I know where you live.

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Peoria Matt

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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 7:52 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Peoria Matt wrote:

The Wisemen not opting to join the commoners in a game of chance.

I kind of wish one of them would get in because if they delete this thread for some reason, I'm going to spend the rest of my life in court.

I thought Nas mentioned he was getting in. His cut might cover college for his 13 kids.

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chaspoppcap

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 7:56 pm

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Mr. Reason wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

I'm not in as I am sure non of you would want to be involved with me. Just so you know if I win,well we will see.

Just stop with the victim shit. It’s very unbecoming.

I hope your mother is doing well.

Thanks Reaeon. I'm just being honest. I promise it I win i will hire only the best hackers.to Fuck this place up

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 7:59 pm

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chaspoppcap wrote:

Mr. Reason wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

I'm not in as I am sure non of you would want to be involved with me. Just so you know if I win,well we will see.

Just stop with the victim shit. It’s very unbecoming.

I hope your mother is doing well.

Thanks Reaeon. I'm just being honest. I promise it I win i will hire only the best hackers.to Fuck this place up

There’s some guys in Turkey...

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chaspoppcap

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 8:03 pm

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I'm a Trump man ,going with the Russians.

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TurdFerguson

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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 8:14 pm

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In for 40.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 8:19 pm

I pray to God that we win so the big check on the national news is made out to "Turd Ferguson".

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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 8:25 pm

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Leading off tonight, a group of presumably lonely, middle-aged men who still post on something called a message board have struck it big. These local sports radio enthusiasts scored the winning numbers for the more than 1 billion dollar Mega Millions jackpot Tuesday night. Let's go to our own Lisa Smith who is live with one of the lovable losers who goes by Turd Ferguson. Lisa...

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 8:27 pm

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Peoria Matt wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Peoria Matt wrote:

The Wisemen not opting to join the commoners in a game of chance.

I kind of wish one of them would get in because if they delete this thread for some reason, I'm going to spend the rest of my life in court.

I thought Nas mentioned he was getting in. His cut might cover college for his 13 kids.

He'd be better off getting snipped

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TurdFerguson

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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 8:35 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I pray to God that we win so the big check on the national news is made out to "Turd Ferguson".

It’s in the bag.

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K Effective

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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 3:50 am

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I tossed in some spare change, if only to spare myself the regret of watching you all win without me.

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TurdFerguson

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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 7:09 am

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K Effective wrote:

I tossed in some spare change, if only to spare myself the regret of watching you all win without me.

I’m in 3 different pools at this point for this exact fear. Then again not winning is better for you, all that money drugs and hookers would just spoil you.

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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 7:42 am

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