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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 1:49 am 
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Fuck marketing managers.

What a dumb title, making it sound like something important when really it's a bullshit job.

Marketing manager of a bar? Fuck that. Whoever has a job like that is a loser. A college dropout basically. Got weeded out their first 2 years in college and sunk into this marketing thing, which is nothing more than a cultural thing, not a real job.

Fuck marketing managing, and fuck all marketing managers.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 7:13 am 
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What the hell?

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 7:14 am 
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Marketing manager = code word for white people.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 8:46 am 
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I would like for whistler to market himself a plastic bag over his head when he goes to bed tonight.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 8:52 am 
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whistler = comeback poster of the year


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 9:03 am 
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I've been wondering when someone was finally going to come out and say it. Kudos, whistler.

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Whistler is a 312 mult

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 9:12 am 
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we for a time were looking for a marketing person for our smaller company. this position would was basically managing social media, doing SEO for the website, managing the website, and writing copy for releases, email DRIP campaigns, and such.

hundreds of resumes with "marketing manager" in them. the interviews were attrocious. If all you do is update facebook for a company, you are not a marketing manager.

and i thought hiring sales people was awful.


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 9:20 am 
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hnd wrote:
we for a time were looking for a marketing person for our smaller company. this position would was basically managing social media, doing SEO for the website, managing the website, and writing copy for releases, email DRIP campaigns, and such.

hundreds of resumes with "marketing manager" in them. the interviews were attrocious. If all you do is update facebook for a company, you are not a marketing manager.

and i thought hiring sales people was awful.

This sounds like this was more like a terrible write-up for the job description, or bad screening of resumes. How would somebody that unqualified even get in the door for an interview?

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This sounds like this was more like a terrible write-up for the job description, or bad screening of resumes. How would somebody that unqualified even get in the door for an interview?


$10/hr doesn't bring the quality people like it used to.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 1:25 pm 
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Douchebag wrote:
hnd wrote:
we for a time were looking for a marketing person for our smaller company. this position would was basically managing social media, doing SEO for the website, managing the website, and writing copy for releases, email DRIP campaigns, and such.

hundreds of resumes with "marketing manager" in them. the interviews were attrocious. If all you do is update facebook for a company, you are not a marketing manager.

and i thought hiring sales people was awful.

This sounds like this was more like a terrible write-up for the job description, or bad screening of resumes. How would somebody that unqualified even get in the door for an interview?


the job description is pretty thorough. But the screening of resume's is done by people who've been hiring and firing for decades. (they do pretty well for all the other departments) They are able to market themselves pretty well via their resume. I will say that even though the pay is good for this area, its still probably on the low end for technical writing and marketing.


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 1:47 pm 
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I like fuck marketing but the ads seem to give my anti virus fits.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:01 pm 
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Marketing manager = code word for white people.



yes.

and especially white women. Hot white women.

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