... and I didn't know, hence no gift. But, it is my intention to do the right thing this weekend and canvas Chicagoland to find the right item. What suggestions have you, oh me brothers? #LittleHelp

Men don't get other men at work gifts. That's a chick thing.

Regifted gift card to a nice restaurant

You still have connections on a good bag of weed?

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Personalized Cubs jersey?

I do like Reason's suggestion better.

Treat him to the works at some fancy hipster barbershop and a nice dinner for him and the Frau.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Or a mustard belt and a personalized copper pot ... either/or.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Okay, well, uh, candlesticks always make a nice gift, and...maybe a place-setting or a silverware pattern.

Okay, let's get two!

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You know me like that.

How about some complementary gift cards?

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

a throwback highland trojan uniform

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Get him draft capital!!!

How about an autographed DePaul baseball team photo from the year Laurence was their starting catcher.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Unlimited Hall Pass.

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You know me like that.

The ManGrate. It is revolutionizing the way people grill.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

An ounce of sticky icky
A framed portrait of Matt Nagy
A “skyline” poster of Kansas City
A t-shirt with his favorite word, “obviously” printed on front
Gift certificate to Sybaris

Courtside Bulls Tix.

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@audioidkid

Allen Brothers Steaks gift certificate?

Gift card for a rub-n-tug at the ole Russian Baths.

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I like thinking big. . . If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
-Donald J. Trump, BPE

laminated set of Laurence holmes bingo cards

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

Free subscription to Julie's Patreon.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

Record player and some classic vinyl. Needs to educate himself on music.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

greenie weenie

Any McNeil and Speigel swag left over?

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Reason won this thread.

Disagree. I think the Hall Pass reference was the winner.

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You know me like that.

So, wait...you're looking for #ALittleHelp or #LittleHelp? It makes a difference.

Some old score swag. Maybe an 820 or 1160 t-shirt.

Terry's book, un-autographed.

Tickets to the next Tributosaurus gig.

Passes to the Boat, RV and Camping Show.

Something Vape(weed) related.

An 8-ball.

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Caller Bob, you take everything so seriously. Loosen up and you'll enjoy life more. This thread was started as an opportunity to tease Parkins. Humor. Get it?

And yes, Reason, I still know the streets a bit. I would not know, however, where to acquire yeah-o in the 21st Century. Retired in '03.

So Mac . . .

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."