Is this the first you've heard of the Tall Midget-Beardown-Ike South mult family theory?

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Don't take it personally.

Aww.

I miss AFAKAPB

Highwood is the black sheep of the North Shore. Glenview isn't even considered the North Shore.

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I always thought it was Curious Hair

The money along the north shore is ridiculous. I've been involved in some renovations, additions, and new single family homes in which the opulence is staggering.

I'm talking $1M budgets for landscaping....plants! A million dollars for fucking plants.

yeah, you gotta be east of I-94, and even then probably east of Hibbard to the south and Green Bay Road to the north.

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@audioidkid

Pretty sure Beardown is Curious Hair.

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Finkel is Einhorn?

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Does anyone even live in Highwood? I thought it was just restaurants and retail.

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Stop trying to take the bad mult hunting crown from me, JBills.

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A couple friends and I built a house at 654 Pine in Winnetka. We had to outbid Orren Pickell for the land and overpaid but it was such a great location we figured we'd be more than okay. Then everything crashed in 2007. We choked on that motherfucker. We couldn't sell our $3.2 million house for $1.6 million. We even listed it for auction with Sheldon Good right before Steven killed himself. At least I didn't commit suicide. Some rich bastard got a helluva bargain on a very tasteful home a half block from the lake.

I tried to convince one of my wealthy friends to buy it but he said, "If I spend $3 million on a house I want people to know I spent $3 million on a house." I realized that the thing wasn't ostentatious/gauche enough for the modern mogul. These guys like McMansion monstrosities that look like no architect did any work on them. Like that abortion Michael Jordan can't get rid of.

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Don't take it personally.

Fort Sheridan might technically be considered Highwood. That or unincorporated Lake Forest. It's not its own incorporated jurisdiction. I'll check Google Maps.

I'm not Beardown. Beardown was here before I was.

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Nope it's not, and I think I made that distinction. Northbrook and Glenview have a lot of new money, while the old money resides in places along the North Shore. Few would confuse what is going on in Naperville with the North Shore, while (((Glenview))) and (((Northbrook))) are quite different than Naperville.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Wait wait wait, you bought a $3.2M dollar house, and you dare call me deni$dman? LOL Jorr you are the ultimate enigma.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

You can take the parentheses off Glenview.

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Don't take it personally.

Plus, you know how to spell "asshole."

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We did the survey prior to him trying to sell it.

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@audioidkid

I think we paid a little over $1.2 million for the shitty old house that we torn down. Our plan was to build the thing we did and sell it for $3.2-3.3 million. We turned down $3 million as we were building it. Doh!

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Don't take it personally.

He lost his ass on it. In 2006 he was Joe Orr Rich

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I'll never forget the time about two years ago I was in Wilmette or Winnetka, one of those, and I had to take a piss extremely bad. I figured I could just find an alley as if I were in the city. Nope, not a chance. Just huge homes that resembled the block on Home Alone.

I tried to google a nearby MCD or even a gas station, to no avail. All I kept thinking was that it would be just my luck that in the middle of broad daylight, some North Shore soccer mom is gonna see a large black man taking a piss on their street and claim I'm trying to seduce their daughter and I'll have to register as a sex offender.

I had an empty 16 oz water bottle and just went for it a la Lloyd Christmas. But the 16 oz wasn't enough, and yes, I pissed on myself. Drove all the way back to city with pissy pants. But it was the best piss ever. Talk about being relieved.

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Yeah, Green Bay Road is basically the only road with anything resembling a gas station.

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@audioidkid

Were you afraid to empty it or just couldn't stop the stream once started?

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There used to be a White Hen or 7-11 on Green Bay Road right down the street from New Trier that I used to buy smokes at when I worked over there...good place to piss...also, used to be able to fund buying smokes in Cook County with selling them to idiot high school kids that would offer me 5 bucks for one.

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This is almost as good as the Degenerate Dave Skyway McDonalds story.

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Jo€ Orr Road Rod, since you don't have an S in your handle.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Man that stream was like a fire hydrant being uncorked. Couldn't stop.

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That's because it's 100% true, nothing made up or fabricated! I felt like your guy JamesOn Curry!

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This thread is creepy.