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Today's word of the day is COMPLICATED.

Parkins has said either "Derrick Rose is complicated." or "Derrick Rose is wildly complicated." about a dozen times so far.


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Mark Grote's Wheel of Impressions was funny.

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Mark Grote's Wheel of Impressions was funny.


Yes it was.


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What the hell is wrong with Mark Grote?

During the open they played a clip from yesterday's show in which he did unfunny impression after unfunny impression. Did anyone hear that live? The clip they played was embarrassing.


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Literally no one on planet Earth thinks Derrick Rose is complicated other than Danny Parkins.

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If we look at Derrick Rose through a different prism like Danny Parkins' has then the calculus will show that Rose is obviously a complicated individual given the many decision trees and game theory situations he faces everyday.


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Today's word of the day is COMPLICATED.

Parkins has said either "Derrick Rose is complicated." or "Derrick Rose is wildly complicated." about a dozen times so far.

Did Parkins also mention that no one understands him but his woman?

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badrogue17 wrote:
Tad Queasy wrote:
Today's word of the day is COMPLICATED.

Parkins has said either "Derrick Rose is complicated." or "Derrick Rose is wildly complicated." about a dozen times so far.

Did Parkins also mention that no one understands him but his woman?

Shut yo mouth


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rogers park bryan wrote:
badrogue17 wrote:
Tad Queasy wrote:
Today's word of the day is COMPLICATED.

Parkins has said either "Derrick Rose is complicated." or "Derrick Rose is wildly complicated." about a dozen times so far.

Did Parkins also mention that no one understands him but his woman?

Shut yo mouth

But he's talkin' 'bout D-Rose.

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Tad Queasy wrote:
What the hell is wrong with Mark Grote?

During the open they played a clip from yesterday's show in which he did unfunny impression after unfunny impression. Did anyone hear that live? The clip they played was embarrassing.


That’s the bit


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2018 3:06 pm 
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There is nothing complicated about Derrick Rose.

1. He's stupid

2. He's a rapist.

That's it. That sums him up perfectly.


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3. He was a very good hoopster for three years.


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yea parky this is complicated

It started with a morning text message from the woman saying Rose was the reason she “wakes up horny,” including a photo of herself in her nightshirt and continued with other texts about sex throughout the day.

Rose said Friday he surmised that those “horny” text had triggered consent from that point on, and that was only reinforced for him by their sexual history, sex acts she engaged in with him and his personal assistant that night at his house and an invite hours later to her apartment.

“I was assuming that all of us going over there that she wanted to have sex with all of us,” Rose testified in a matter-a-fact demeanor.


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Remember, Rose admitted he didn’t know the definition of consent in a previous deposition. But his story of what happened is filled with behavior that’s not in line with the gentle, unassuming facade he’s shown to the public during his NBA career and it continues the tawdry turn the case has taken.

Rose said the only time the woman said, “Stop” was after she let them in her apartment and they all headed for the bedroom together.

“She told us, ‘One at a time,'” he said. He and Hampton waited on the sofa while Allen was inside.

The woman testified she never let the men in her place and remembers waking to see them all in her bedroom. She recalled Allen on top of her at one point and, at another, Rose pulling her to the side of the bed as she tried to roll off.

Rose said he never received any text from the woman telling him she wanted to have sex with him and the two others. But he had assumed from what had transpired and the fact she had never told him no.

“In my mind, she consented every time we had sex,” he said. “Why wouldn’t she do it that time?”

Attorney Waukeen McCoy suggested Rose had no remorse about the night.

“I’m sensitive to it,” Rose replied, but added, “I feel I didn’t do anything wrong.”

That wasn’t all.

Rose claimed he hadn’t seen his ex since they broke up months previously, but he invited her over for drinks that night. She came with a friend and had a shot or two of tequila before becoming — as Rose alleged in his testimony — sexually aggressive, which he said turned him off. He claims he went to his room at this point, and rejected further attempts from the plaintiff to engage in sexual congress. It was then, Rose said, that a friend removed her from the room.

About 20 minutes later he said he walked outside and saw his friend, Hampton, having sex with her by the side of the pool. Rose said she pulled him over to join them initiating oral sex, but he says he broke away and returned to his bedroom. Rose also testified that Jane Doe was acting a bit abnormally, but he didn’t think she was drunk.

When accuser’s lawyer asked Rose if he thought she was after his money, he said “Not at that time.”

But Derrick’s defense team has repeatedly painted Jane Doe as a gold digger looking to profit from the relationship, with her disputing those claims by saying “I didn’t wish him any harm, I wanted him to be accountable.”




yea that is really really complicated, about as complicated as a cock slap to the face (also known as a chiliwack)

really, reallyimpressive there parko

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It's complicated in the sense that Derrick Rose is probably in some way mentally deficient.

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Curious Hair wrote:
It's complicated in the sense that Derrick Rose is probably in some way mentally deficient.


and bi

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It would always amuse me the amount of scrutiny Derrick's comments would go through in the media. People always trying to find some deeper hidden context or motive in Derrick's comments. He's just not very smart. It really was as simple as that. KISS


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It's complicated in the sense that Derrick Rose is probably in some way mentally deficient.


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Curious Hair wrote:
It's complicated in the sense that Derrick Rose is probably in some way mentally deficient.


Yeah. There is certainly something not right with him. And he probably never got properly diagnosed as a child because his family was poor.


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Didn't he miss a practice with stomach cramps his rookie year because he thought he could subsist on gummi worms?

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good dolphin wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
It's complicated in the sense that Derrick Rose is probably in some way mentally deficient.


and bi


This. He's not the alpha either.

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:shock: Are there enough old ECW/Flyers mutants left to start a "Derrick takes it up the ass, doo-dah, doo-dah" chant next time the T-Wolves play the Sixers?

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:shock: Are there enough old ECW/Flyers mutants left to start a "Derrick takes it up the ass, doo-dah, doo-dah" chant next time the T-Wolves play the Sixers?


That's gonna be in my head all day long.


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