Thanks to Cody "Corey" Parkey "Parker", the sound of a football hitting the goal posts is a point of discussion today. Each of the major sports has unique sounds. Which is your favorite (and feel free to pick a different sound for a given sport)?

Basketball: The swoosh of a nothing but net jump shot.
Hockey: The ping of a puck hitting the goal post (my personal favorite).
Football: The Parkey missed field goal "bong". Second place is the double thud of a blocked punt.
Baseball: The crack of a perfectly struck baseball off a wood bat.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

A golfball hitting the bottom of the cup.

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Yes yes, very good.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

40K+ people singing Go Cubs Go after winning the pennant was my favorite.

Squeaking of shoes on a wood basketball floor.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

The Call to Post.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Fastball hitting the catchers mitt.

Bowling ball crushing pins

Hockey Horn

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IU loses.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Good one.

Female tennis players grunting?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Everyone has already said mine.

Call to post
Fastball hitting the catcher's glove
Perfectly struck baseball

To add something new...the sound of a big hit along the glass.

A cub fan crying after yet another disappointment

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

You overrate how good of a poster you are.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

First Cubbie game I ever went to, Doc Golden was on the mound. You could hear him popping the mitt into the late innings. From a rooftop across Waveland(?) and over a gaggle of drunken lawers.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Poor Eaglo.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

The screaming cheers of little league kids when one of the less skilled players gets a big hit or makes a big play

The sound of the field entering turn one after taking the green flag on the front straight.

The sound of the F1 cars coming out of a slow turn and winding through the gearbox just under the rev limiter.

Fish breaking the surface of the water.

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This.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

The crack of a paddle on a ping pong ball.
The vroom noises when they cut to the trackside cam at NASCAR.
The lady grunts in a tennis match.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Agonized whimpers after a hotly contested dog fight.

1A the bell when the starting gates open.

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

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I’m not a huge baseball game but it’s gotta be a home run. No close second.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

The sound of line stripping off a big reel due to a hookup with a mahi/wahoo/mackeral. "Fish On!"

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Darryl Strawberry and Doc Gooden liked the sound of lines too...

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The sound of a bat making solid contact with a pitch.

The sound of the net rippling after a perfect shot goes in.

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There is a sound specific to the NBA that I love: When a jump-shot lands at just the right angle at the back of the rim and goes shooting straight down through the net, barely grazing it. You get the pleasing sound of the "swish" but accentuated with a metallic sound from the rim, and the visual of the net barely moving.