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 Post subject: Cody Parkey
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burrito Name, burrito Kicker. Get him out of town.


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 Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey
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 Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey
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4 year deal with 9 million guaranteed. I don't think he's going anywhere.


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 Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey
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 Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey
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Could you stop with the megan fox gifs? I have to rub one out every time.

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 Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey
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Also, kill Cody Parkey.

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 Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey
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 Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey
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Who was it, Waddle, that had the idea to add a third pole to the uprights, right in the middle? Hit the Waddle pole and get four points, or such. He would be kicking butt today...


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 Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey
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Who was it, Waddle, that had the idea to add a third pole to the uprights, right in the middle? Hit the Waddle pole and get four points, or such. He would be kicking butt today...


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 Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey
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Cody "Bonk" Parkey.

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 Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey
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W&S had Kevin Butler on today. Good insight from an ex Bears kicker on Parkey's misadventures and pre- game week stategy.


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 Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey
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W&S had Kevin Butler on today. Good insight from an ex Bears kicker on Parkey's misadventures and pre- game week stategy.
Which was.....?

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 Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey
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vitoscotti wrote:
W&S had Kevin Butler on today. Good insight from an ex Bears kicker on Parkey's misadventures and pre- game week stategy.
Which was.....?


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vitoscotti wrote:
W&S had Kevin Butler on today. Good insight from an ex Bears kicker on Parkey's misadventures and pre- game week stategy.
Which was.....?

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 Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey
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Great insight from you here, dick.

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 Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey
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Butler was also on Parkins & McNeil. Said he used to kick at Soldiers Field every Thursday back in they day. Players loved it because he brought Hooters back to Halas Hall afterwards.


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Butler was also on Parkins & McNeil. Said he used to kick at Soldiers Field every Thursday back in they day. Players loved it because he brought Hooters back to Halas Hall afterwards.

He's a funny guy.


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 Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey
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Jesus’ plan for Cody Parkey was doinking the upright 4 times. Hopefully Jesus plans on him making a some kicks next time.

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“Of course they’re frustrated with me, but who’s more frustrated than myself?” he said. “I mean, this is my job, this is what I’m supposed to do, and I’m missing out there. I’ve got just to trust in what I’m doing and trust that my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ makes no mistakes. For whatever reason, that was the day I was supposed to have.”


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 Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey
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Why the hell is he not cut?

Get the best 10 college kickers that didn't get drafted to Halas Hall and have a try out. Have them all take 100 kicks from 45 yards. Whoever makes the most is the Bears new kicker. It's that simple. They have no other choice. Can't keep this guy.


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 Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey
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Why the hell is he not cut?

Get the best 10 college kickers that didn't get drafted to Halas Hall and have a try out. Have them all take 100 kicks from 45 yards. Whoever makes the most is the Bears new kicker. It's that simple. They have no other choice. Can't keep this guy.

$9M guaranteed, there's no way they're going to cut him after one miserable game that they ended up winning in a near-blowout.

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 Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey
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Kicking has been bad league wide. If there was anyone worth a damn out there, someone would have signed him.


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 Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey
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Kicking has been bad league wide. If there was anyone worth a damn out there, someone would have signed him.


Gould was picked up this time of year. Same with Paul Edinger IIRC. There is likely a future pro bowl player on the streets.

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 Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey
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Edinger was a late round draft pick. I had forgotten that Gould wasn’t the same but now recall he was a mid season guy.


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 Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey
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Gould already made a 53 yard FG tonight and just added a 36 yarder.

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 Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey
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Gould was kind of shit towards the end of his Bears career. I feel you can lament the crapiness of Cody Parkey without living in the past regarding Robbie Gould.


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Gould was kind of shit towards the end of his Bears career. I feel you can lament the crapiness of Cody Parkey without living in the past regarding Robbie Gould.


Gould was injured and his resume was strong enough to keep him around.

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 Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey
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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:
Beardown wrote:
Why the hell is he not cut?

Get the best 10 college kickers that didn't get drafted to Halas Hall and have a try out. Have them all take 100 kicks from 45 yards. Whoever makes the most is the Bears new kicker. It's that simple. They have no other choice. Can't keep this guy.

$9M guaranteed, there's no way they're going to cut him after one miserable game that they ended up winning in a near-blowout.


I understand. But say he misses 3 next week. Still can't cut him cuz of the 9 million? Then he misses 3 the following week? Still can't cut him cuz of the money. At some point you have to eat it and take the cap hit. Because it could cost you the playoffs.

And the new guy you bring in will be league minimum anyway. Like I said, he'll be a college guy that didn't make an NFL team after this past draft.


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 Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey
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Gould was kind of shit towards the end of his Bears career. I feel you can lament the crapiness of Cody Parkey without living in the past regarding Robbie Gould.


Gould was injured and his resume was strong enough to keep him around.


He cost us a few games, I didn't haven't a problem with launching him. He also was a big mouth, I heard Kreutz say he once grabbed a kicker by his throat and reminded him to stfu.. I'd guarentee it was gould, he had an opinion on everything. Kickers should never speak.

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