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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 11:07 pm

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:

Beardown wrote:

Why the hell is he not cut?

Get the best 10 college kickers that didn't get drafted to Halas Hall and have a try out. Have them all take 100 kicks from 45 yards. Whoever makes the most is the Bears new kicker. It's that simple. They have no other choice. Can't keep this guy.

$9M guaranteed, there's no way they're going to cut him after one miserable game that they ended up winning in a near-blowout.

One miserable game? Dude he lost us a game before that one miserable game.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2018 12:25 am

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2018 8:51 am

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KDdidit wrote:

Jesus’ plan for Cody Parkey was doinking the upright 4 times. Hopefully Jesus plans on him making a some kicks next time.

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“Of course they’re frustrated with me, but who’s more frustrated than myself?” he said. “I mean, this is my job, this is what I’m supposed to do, and I’m missing out there. I’ve got just to trust in what I’m doing and trust that my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ makes no mistakes. For whatever reason, that was the day I was supposed to have.”

Why does Jesus Christ hate Cody Parkey?

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The Hawk

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2018 11:26 pm

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How about this? Maybe Parkey figures out his "stroke" and fixes his shanks? He's not "off" by much after all.

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Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:52 am

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"trust that my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ makes no mistakes"

Did Jesus have the Bears on the under?

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312player

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 11:13 am

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The Hawk wrote:

How about this? Maybe Parkey figures out his "stroke" and fixes his shanks? He's not "off" by much after all.

There's a reason why this shit bag is on his 4th team in 5 seasons.

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Polecat666

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 1:28 pm

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His stats have been pretty solid every year. This is his worst year stat wise.

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IMU

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 2:19 pm

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https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/bears-b ... 56511.html

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:08 pm

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It just shows how fragile Parkey is. If he missed a couple of kicks and the footage of that gets out, then the scrutiny gets even worse.

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Burrito

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:41 pm

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This guy hits more pole than even I do.

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The Hawk

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 8:27 pm

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All that I know is that I hopes this asshole figures it out because trying to sign another fucking kicker in the middle of a season is pretty scary.. :oops:

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Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 8:50 pm

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Not just the middle of the season, a week where they play on Thursday morning.

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The Hawk

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 9:05 pm

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312player wrote:

The Hawk wrote:

How about this? Maybe Parkey figures out his "stroke" and fixes his shanks? He's not "off" by much after all.

There's a reason why this shit bag is on his 4th team in 5 seasons.

Look. I am just hoping that this guy figures this shit out. They really do not have a lot of options, right?

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conns7901

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 9:22 pm

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Even before the misses, how do you give 9 million guaranteed to a guy you cant trust to kick a 55 yard fg because it might not be in his range?

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The Hawk

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 9:56 pm

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IMU wrote:

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/bears-ban-tv-stations-using-helicopter-footage-cody-parkey-practicing-kicks-183556511.html

Quit using fake statements you pathetic piece of shit.

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The Hawk

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 9:58 pm

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I think that Parkey will figure it out and will help get the Bears into the play-offs.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 9:59 pm

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The Hawk wrote:

IMU wrote:

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/bears-ban-tv-stations-using-helicopter-footage-cody-parkey-practicing-kicks-183556511.html

Quit using fake statements you pathetic piece of shit.

Huh?

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 10:43 pm

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Darkside wrote:

The Hawk wrote:

IMU wrote:

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/bears-ban-tv-stations-using-helicopter-footage-cody-parkey-practicing-kicks-183556511.html

Quit using fake statements you pathetic piece of shit.

Huh?

Hawk loves Parkey's giant hog.

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Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 10:44 pm

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SpiralStairs wrote:

Darkside wrote:

The Hawk wrote:

IMU wrote:

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/bears-ban-tv-stations-using-helicopter-footage-cody-parkey-practicing-kicks-183556511.html

Quit using fake statements you pathetic piece of shit.

Huh?

Hawk loves Parkey's giant hog.

What the hell is goin on here!?

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The Hawk

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 11:52 am

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[quote="IMU"]https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/bears-ban-tv-stations-using-helicopter-footage-cody-parkey-practicing-kicks-183556511.html

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 12:01 pm

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[quote="IMU"]https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/bears-ban-tv-stations-using-helicopter-footage-cody-

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 12:01 pm

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[quote="IMU"]https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/bears-ban-tv-stations

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 12:01 pm

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[quote="IMU"]https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 12:02 pm

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Did RPB have a stroke?

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 12:03 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

Did RPB have a stroke?

I thought Hawk and I were doing a fading quote like the Back to the Future photo?

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IMU

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 12:29 pm

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I think Hawk is trying to get at me by trying to quote my posts and make edits on them but cannot figure it out.

I was expecting like a

Code:

[quote="IMU"]http://meatspin.com[/quote]

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 12:30 pm

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IMU wrote:

I think Hawk is trying to get at me by trying to quote my posts and make edits on them but cannot figure it out.

Although i find you to be a douchebag in general I'm with you on this tickle fight.

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The Hawk

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 3:33 pm

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Darkside wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

Darkside wrote:

The Hawk wrote:

IMU wrote:

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/bears-ban-tv-stations-using-helicopter-footage-cody-parkey-practicing-kicks-183556511.html

Quit using fake statements you pathetic piece of shit.

Huh?

Hawk loves Parkey's giant hog.

What the hell is goin on here!?

IMU and a couple of others like to modify stuff I said and use the modified crap to allege I said what I did not say.

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The Hawk

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 3:35 pm

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Darkside wrote:

IMU wrote:

I think Hawk is trying to get at me by trying to quote my posts and make edits on them but cannot figure it out.

Although i find you to be a douchebag in general I'm with you on this tickle fight.

IMU being a douchebag gives douchebags in general a bad name.

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IMU

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 3:46 pm

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Once again...

viewtopic.php?f=47&t=113860&p=3036971&hilit=those+who+fought+to+defend+this+country+are+pretty+much+low+life+assholes+who+do+not+deserve+to+live#p3036971

The post has never been edited. The excerpt in my signature is a word for word quote. Please note the consistency between the highlighted portion of The Hawk's post and my signature.

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