This is gonna be epic. I know I’m alone out there on homo island because I’m an unapologetic Dan Bernstein fan.

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Good luck.

During transition yesterday, Bernstein was foaming at the mouth yesterday about Baines. I'm sure it is sabemetric central today.

I didn’t catch the entire show, but I don’t think the Steph Curry moon landing stuff was covered.

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They went on the Bull's coach is an idiot train ride for a while. I never really noticed if there was any conclusion about the obvious expected thoughts. "These are NBA players man. You can't coach them like that".

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Elections have consequences.

And how about the guys that gave him the job? Dan always seems to steer clear of that.

Got to love the NBA types like Dan who think these players are savants who could run for office or fly fighter jets while in reality they believe the Earth is flat and then moon landings are fake.

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One is ridiculous the other isn't.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Are you 100% certain man has walked on the moon? The Russians I used to play chess with found the idea preposterous. They were taught in school it never occurred.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

You mean the vaunted Russian/Soviet educational system?

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I don't believe it happened.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Of course we went to the moon.

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Vaunted enough to produce the geniuses that were able to dupe The Most Qualified Candidate In American History™ and steal an election from her.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

How do you know for sure?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

I rarely agree with GJ but amen

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If you don't believe we went to the moon then you have to throw out the Voyager probes and Mars rovers.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Propaganda

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GO BEARS!!!

If we went before, why haven’t we gone back? Are we to believe that there is absolutely nothing of value to learn/take from the moon? We did everything we needed to back when we had shit technology...

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Probably because we have put all of our money into building nukes, warplanes, carriers, and bailing out banks and Wall Street.

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That's how I feel. It would be harder to fake today. It was all about giving the Soviets an L. #MissionAccomplished

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

There isn't really much more we need to learn about the moon. We built permanent space stations instead and also spent a lot of time trying to get unmanned things much further than a human could go with our technology. Even a Mars mission we won't really learn as much as we have from the unmanned probes we are now sending through and out of the solar system.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

If you can see evidence of the landings on the moon from a telescope... is that also a part of the conspiracy?

It was simply too big of an event to fake. Someone would have leaked a cover-up that elaborate.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

That is a TON of people being involved in the conspiracy that you are saying have kept quiet for half a century. Seems highly unlikely.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

We landed on the moons of other planets

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

People can occasionally shut up. #Area51

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Robots

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

We've met different people evidently.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Come to think of it, that's some good vauntage. Trump has a way hotter daughter, too.