Thank you for paying all that money to Kirk Cousins.

Laugh out loud.

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Cousins is the quintessential Vikings player: a choking pussy with a punchable face.

Can we get some Minny fans to diagnose how the Vikings regressed?

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

Kirk Cousins is going to Kirk Cousins.

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IMU been quiet

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May need to do a wellness check.

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It must have been all that smoke and mirrors and he got confused a la David Bowie's Labyrinth. Similar to Hawaiiyou at all times.

Their best defensive player went crazy. He was their Mack. That loss really hurt. Made their offense more important but they lack the talent on that side of the ball to make up the difference.

He can lay in his own urine for a few days first.

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http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Quick look at team stats shows the Vikings averaged the same amount of points this year as they did last year (23). That can be read as an indictment of Cousins since he was supposed to elevate that offense to the next level. Idk how much of a role an ineffective/hobbled Cook played there. The defense however gave up six more points per game this year than they did last year.

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Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

Kirk

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Maybe he's just poorly suited against them or whatever but the only 2 times I saw Cousins play this year was against the Bears and he was terrible. The Bears D isnt going away so he better figure something out because thats a fuckton of money going to a guy who cant beat the best team in the division the next few years. Minnesota has to be thinking " Uh, oh, wtf" looking at the long term guy prospects at beating the Bears with this dude at the helm.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Lots of $ paid to QBs in division that won’t beat the Bears.

Cousins is like 4-27 against teams with a winning record.

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I’d like to say that was a gutless performance but that would be diminishing the performance of the bear d. They were just not going to be scored upon today. The game was effectively over after that long Howard run

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I was at Six Flags during the game. I then watched the game on my phone via DVR at a Cracker Barrel. The Vikings deserved no more from me today.

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What a dog shit team. I wish we were playing then next week. Would have been a lay up.

Their o line couldn't block the bear backup d lineman late in that game. What a terrible team.

Forget Six Flags, the real rollercoaster here is using all that technology at a Cracker Barrel.

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Danielle Hunter had a pretty good season IMHO.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Was Bed Bath and Beyond closed?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Team has a virtual playoff game, you go to Six Flags.

Some fan.

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Six Flags in December?

Sounds like a guy who is really enjoying choosing the Vikings over the Bears here!

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

If you knew deep in your heart of hearts that your team would piss down their leg, I can't say I wouldn't try to avoid the game as well.

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How many Cubs fans watched Game 7 of the '03 NLCS?

You're either a fan or you aren't. You sink or swim and live and die with your team. This wasn't some October game where the Vikes were 14 point underdogs. This was a playoff game for them. So as I said, "some fan." And I don't mean that in a Charlotte's Web complimenting type of way either.

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It's because he's not a true NFL fan. He's a hipster fan. Decided the Bears weren't "good enough" in his prepubescent years so latched on to the "flavor of the week" which maybe was when the Vikings almost went to the Superbowl with Captain Dick Pic, 10 years ago. He will be rocking a Mahomes jersey next month.

Publicly and privately IMU talked about how the Vikings would beat the Bears but then he doesn't watch the game. I've been around him enough to know that he's definitely a Vikings fan but clearly his pimp wasn't functioning properly.

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GO BEARS!!!

Let's assume that it was...

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He would need emergency pimp hand surgery.

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GO BEARS!!!

He's a bumslayer. Good in fantasy in some instances.