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Polecat666

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 7:56 pm

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Hester would make one move then he would break it. Hester became bad when he started going left and right instead of straight ahead.

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NME

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2019 1:14 pm

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Polecat666 wrote:

Hester would make one move then he would break it. Hester became bad when he started going left and right instead of straight ahead.

The Bears trying to shoehorn him in as a wideout didn’t help either. Should have left him as a returner with a very occasional appearance on the offense. He was earning his money as a HoF level returner as it was. Always made me laugh at the idea that he needed to play offense in order to justify paying him. Completely inept on their end if that was true.

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HawaiiYou

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:08 pm

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He's going to have to win this game today.

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TurdFerguson

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:32 pm

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Redemption has a name........ and it’s Cody Parkey

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HawaiiYou

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:49 pm

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FUCKER

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:52 pm

100000 CLUB

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Fuck.

You.

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Drunk Squirrel

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:54 pm

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Fuckity fuck fuck that little cycling mother ducker.

Fuck.

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:55 pm

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If he steps foot in training camp next year everyone should be fired.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:56 pm

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KDdidit wrote:

If he steps foot in training camp next year everyone should be fired.

Absolutely.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:56 pm

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I can believe he missed a big kick. But that was like an all-time clanger. Bears deserved to win the game but this is why Jurko says what he does about kickers.

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Juiced

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:57 pm

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Offcourse this is how the season ends. :lol:

You cut him immediately and toss his ass out of the building.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:57 pm

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Darkside wrote:

KDdidit wrote:

If he steps foot in training camp next year everyone should be fired.

Absolutely.

Sure if you want to have what, 5 million in dead cap space, go ahead and cut him.

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Cashman

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:58 pm

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W_Z wrote:

I can believe he missed a big kick. But that was like an all-time clanger. Bears deserved to win the game but this is why Jurko says what he does about kickers.

If Nagy was not a 1st year head coach, he should be fired by not bringing in competition or having him fucking practice at Soldier Field.

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Drake LaRrieta

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:58 pm

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Looks like Dan Bernstein has weighed in:

Dan Bernstein
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8m8 minutes ago

I'm dead.

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:58 pm

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Hard to believe they didnt cut this guy mid-year

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tommy

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:59 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

Darkside wrote:

KDdidit wrote:

If he steps foot in training camp next year everyone should be fired.

Absolutely.

Sure if you want to have what, 5 million in dead cap space, go ahead and cut him.

he's still got, what, two guaranteed years? christ.

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:59 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

Darkside wrote:

KDdidit wrote:

If he steps foot in training camp next year everyone should be fired.

Absolutely.

Sure if you want to have what, 5 million in dead cap space, go ahead and cut him.

How much is a kicker who can’t kick field goals worth?

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Drake LaRrieta

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:59 pm

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whistler wrote:

Hard to believe they didnt cut this guy mid-year

He did make the first 3 field goals of the game.

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Juiced

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:59 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

Darkside wrote:

KDdidit wrote:

If he steps foot in training camp next year everyone should be fired.

Absolutely.

Sure if you want to have what, 5 million in dead cap space, go ahead and cut him.

Stupid thought of the year award.

No way he comes back next year. 5MIL or not.

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Drunk Squirrel

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:00 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

Darkside wrote:

KDdidit wrote:

If he steps foot in training camp next year everyone should be fired.

Absolutely.

Sure if you want to have what, 5 million in dead cap space, go ahead and cut him.

Better than the dog shit kicking he did.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:00 pm

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Drake LaRrieta wrote:

whistler wrote:

Hard to believe they didnt cut this guy mid-year

He did make the first 3 field goals of the game.

Hang yourself from an upright.

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Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:01 pm

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Every time Parkey hits a goal post. Somewhere....

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:01 pm

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KDdidit wrote:

badrogue17 wrote:

Darkside wrote:

KDdidit wrote:

If he steps foot in training camp next year everyone should be fired.

Absolutely.

Sure if you want to have what, 5 million in dead cap space, go ahead and cut him.

How much is a kicker who can’t kick field goals worth?

Im not going to beat the OMG you gotta keep him drum at all but the " just cut him now " crowd are fucking morons too. There are serious financial repercussions to doing that. Then when they cant sign some other piece because of it people will by crying about that too.

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Juiced

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:05 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

KDdidit wrote:

badrogue17 wrote:

Darkside wrote:

KDdidit wrote:

If he steps foot in training camp next year everyone should be fired.

Absolutely.

Sure if you want to have what, 5 million in dead cap space, go ahead and cut him.

How much is a kicker who can’t kick field goals worth?

Financial repercussions? You must be a pencil pusher at your job. Tell the fans we lost this game because we where afraid of the financial repercussions. :lol:

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Drake LaRrieta

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:07 pm

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It was the stupid "ice the kicker" timeout.

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:07 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

KDdidit wrote:

badrogue17 wrote:

Darkside wrote:

KDdidit wrote:

If he steps foot in training camp next year everyone should be fired.

Absolutely.

Sure if you want to have what, 5 million in dead cap space, go ahead and cut him.

How much is a kicker who can’t kick field goals worth?

Cutting a bad kicker isn’t a knee jerk decision.

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HawaiiYou

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:07 pm

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Robbie Gould is probably holding a party right now.

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Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:08 pm

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Parkey's name on his Wikipedia page was briefly "Cody 'I Like Posts' Parkey". There still some gems in there:

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Cody Parkey (born February 19, 1992) is the worst American football placekicker who's currently a free agent. He played college football at Auburn and was signed by the Indianapolis Colts as an undrafted free agent in 2014. He has also been a member of the Philadelphia Eagles, Cleveland Browns, and Miami Dolphins. He is considered as the worst kicker ever behind Blair Walsh.

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Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:08 pm

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Cody Parkey

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:09 pm

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I called it in the preseason.

viewtopic.php?f=90&t=114041&p=3044075&hilit=Kicking#p3044075

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