it's the only way to stay relevant at this place

I'm not necessarily looking for someone to follow me for eternity, cataloging each post with key words for later use and doxing periods. I'd rather have someone like a Cato Fong, a trusted sidekick devoted to keeping me on my toes.

all applications may be delivered in the rear

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Buddy, neither was I.

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panther vibe...

The quote function?

You already have the quote function.

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That, and Cubs fans.

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Cub fans are as soft as Eloy's body. I play them like a violin.

Did someone mention the quote function?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Screwing in lightbulbs
Screendoor'ed Submarines

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I could whip up a Malevolent Tuna Net mult.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Wasn't that OKC? You don't usually respond in a way that says you're pissed. At least I don't pick it up in your posts. I poked you hard enough many years ago for you to show it a little but even then it was measured. You always control your emotions. You have to be more than annoyed for it to work.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Do you ever wear Prada? If so I have the perfect guy.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

My review of your posts over the years shows frequent inconsistencies in the logical arguments you've made if one attempts to compare your thoughts on one topic to a different, completely unrelated topic and attempt to apply an overarching, all-encompassing, singular world-view to everything you've ever posted here.

Feel free to copy and post that, from me, in every thread you ever participate in from now on.

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You know me like that.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

We like all of the same pro sports teams, and I don't find you to be insufferable moron so you don't fit either of my criteria on someone to argue with.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I don't find him to be insufferable.

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this one seems like the better foe

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

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"Now comes good sailing. Moose. Indian."

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."