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Smoking right outside the window of a classroom.

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The key was to not get caught.

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First time I ever skipped school. Junior year, went golfing with some seniors.

My dad came to the school to pull me out because he needed help on a concrete pour. Man was he pissed.

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Making up fake stories in the school newspaper. I'm certain I posted a more detailed explanation before.

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SpiralHawk!

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I got fired from the school newspaper my senior year. We had a hazing incident involving the cheerleaders, and the known and proven ringleader was this douchebag (not Douchebag) that was in my class...I was assigned to write the story covering it, and when I used my sources and mentioned that he was indeed charged with whatever the fuck the charge was (I want to say sodomy with an object or something), my editor (his buddy) recommended to the teaching advisor that I be removed from my duties for spreading "rumor and innuendo"...ostensibly because he hadn't yet been convicted. Oh well.

Long story short, the charges got dropped because the witnesses didn't want to testify (fucking freshman), and 10-ish years later, when this douchebag (once again, not Douchebag) was coaching youth gymnastics, he got arrested, charged, and convicted for molesting his students...

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So chat me up: Dave Meltzer reported th

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Doing actual reporting. What a sucker.

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very inneresting.....

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

That was a short period 22-25 years ago that I wanted to go into journalism. I'm glad I didn't.

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Oh fuck Dave Meltzer...I'm sorry the hazing incident happened in Buffalo Grove...lord knows it would have been a 10 star hazing if it had happened in the Tokyo Dome.

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I don't remember getting caught doing anything.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

The day after I got canned, Mancow sent Turd the Bartender to the parking lot of the Blockbuster Music across the street holding a sign that said "Pee on Mee". My buddy, who was a school photographer for the paper, too a picture with the school issued camera and was fired for turning it in for publication like a week later. The topper was on the Thursday before Homecoming my senior year, it got out that a bunch of the starters on the football team got arrested for underage drinking in Platteville that summer...all seniors, all kicked off the team. Honestly, I thought it was fucking hilarious at that point because the dipshit administrators were so interested in protecting these little assholes...one of my buddies was on the team, and he said the head coach was in tears when he told the rest of the team those idiots got suspended.

Funny thing was that the junior backup QB that wound up taking over was better than the starter...the starter only had his job because his brother was the QB that won the school their only state football title ever, and the head coach was the OC at the time.

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THIS....This is a great reminder of why I'd never want to do High school over.

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My junior year, I was starting 1st baseman on the varsity baseball team. We took a spring trip to SIU where we were going to play some exhibition games. 8 of us contributed random small amounts of money to a recent alum down at SIU to get us a bottle of Jack. One of the idiots on the team almost got caught walking down the hall of the hotel with the as yet unopened bottle.

Next thing you know, this dumbass comes back into our hotel room followed by an assistant coach telling everyone to get back to their rooms for lights out. On the way out, he sees the bottle behind to door, that's where our genius buddy dropped it.

The next thing you know, we're on a bus back home. The school tried to get us to pin it on one of the lesser players. We all stuck together and got kicked off the team and suspended. Never touched the bottle, much less drank any of it. Lesson learned was that school bureaucracies are full of idiots.

It was too bad, we had a state championship caliber team.

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8 people for a bottle of Jack? What did you all throw in, a buck and a quarter a piece?

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It was 2 bottles, they only found one.

But yes, we always laughed about it. I got kicked off the team for $1.50 and a couple dips of Copenhagen.

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The only thing I can really think of that was a big deal was stealing my old man's car after he fell asleep when I was 15. I had gotten away with it several times that summer already. He's always been a guy that goes to bed early, so one night I come home and all the lights are off and it's around 10 PM. I thought for sure he was asleep. Took the car like I did several times before. About 30 minutes later I'm in Algonquin and my Nokia phone starts ringing and Dad pops up on Caller ID. Definitely a heart attack type moment.

I end up driving back home and as I pull in the driveway and get out of the car he comes running outside. I start running around the car away from him trying to catch me like a Coyote and Roadrunner cartoon. Eventually my mom comes out and tells us to get in the goddamn house and she assures me my dad isn't going to hit me if I do. We go in and my dad immediately starts smacking the shit out of me calling me a dumbass

Turns out they weren't asleep, they were a few houses down at the neighbors house.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

what the hell was so interesting in Algonquin that you were willing to steal a car to get there?

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

In the actual building getting caught with my hands down my girlfriends pants behind the stairwell. I got detention. She got laid later.

I was an Angel in HS. I was the only person in my graduating class that never had a detention.

I was a great fucking kid.


I also went to a HS in the middle of a cornfield where all the girls were smart, then 3 other dudes, then me...

so...it was easy to not get caught.

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@audioidkid

Caught in the act with my then girlfriend by my dad. But I married her so it worked out well.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

A 15 year old girl who was interested in fooling around.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

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Stealing a cow and goose.

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Who caught you? The pig?

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

It was a fiberglass cow from the local mini golf/driving range and the goose was the principals concrete yard decoration. I wasn’t caught but rather someone dropped the dime on us.

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Ok. That’s pretty much the only acceptable answer.

You sure that wasn’t Lake in the Hills?

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest