I'm thinking freezing my piss tonight or tomorrow, to see what happens.

Anybody here ever done it?

You piss in a cup, then place the cup outside in subzero weather?

What happens?

Does it freeze into a solid ice cube?

Does it partly freeze, but still liquidy in some spots?

Does it turn into a fuckin' colloid maybe?

Did anyone notice ur cup of piss outside, and did they knock it over?

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Ivan is bored tonight.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Ever noticed how ya gotta pee more when it gets really cold? How come your bladder turns into the size of a grape?

I froze my Guinness at a Bears game once and had to poke holes in the head.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Yeah, I usually hit the can and open the little window to handle that before I head out.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Ive frozen my piss in 50 degree weather.

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Freeze some cum and give us a report.

I pissed all over the door of this bistro on division n Noble 20 minutes ago.. I'll walk the dog b4 bed n hope to see somebody slipped n fell on said frozen piss.

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I haven't tried pissing in subzero conditions (although it's a great idea). But, perhaps counter-intuitively, when I shit in such conditions, my feces instantly turns into steam. Why is that?

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Hey, you're not urinating in here, man.

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You ask me one more question and I'm beating the shit out of you.

Not even Ivan is that stupid

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."