A lot of good 90s movies were ruined because of the presence of Jodi Foster or Helen Hunt. Twister was on yesterday; Helen Hunt was manlier than Bill Paxton. It's hard to imagine her in a romantic situation.

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No it isn't. The first time "Fuck off Frank" threatens to attack you with his Sphinx Shaped Spatula he will be "Reported" within 5 minutes of it!

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Exactly. Why do you think Tom Hanks stayed on that island for MANY years?

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Jodie Foster has somewhat of a speech impediment. Sorta like Sen. Susan Collins. It's distracting. Helen Hunt's OK by me. She got naked a lot.

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The modern world is divided between those that would numb itself to its meaninglessness through various substances and various hedonisms and those that realize it and go crazy

She was such a fucking whore in that movie, when he finally gets back and goes to her(Hunt's house)..(four years have passed) did you see how big her kids were on those pictures on the fridge? She literally started fucking a guy the day after his plane crashed, if you do the math.

A woman has needs

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The modern world is divided between those that would numb itself to its meaninglessness through various substances and various hedonisms and those that realize it and go crazy

Pretty funny in Steel Magnolias actually.

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If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Yuck

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I can't stand Foster, but she pulled off a decent Appalachian accent, though it was nothing compared to Sissy Spacek's in Coal Miner's Daughter.

Spacek > Foster

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

So true!

Laura Dern is the palatable 90's version of Helen Hunt.

Hunt just has a weird droopy look to her eyes.

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I like thinking big. . . If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
-Donald J. Trump, BPE

The Extreme! A manly handshake ensues.

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Don't take it personally.

She had been a quarterback princess in the past.

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An unjust law is no law at all--St. Augustine of Hippo

Cause tried and true
I see the light in you
Oh, can you dig in my soul?
Could you smell my whole...
life?--Gener and Deaner

That was a pretty good movie. Was she also in that hockey movie with Rick Moranis, where he kept saying, "Where's the game?"

Cries about what was supposedly done to The Hawk in this thread. Continues posting in this thread about 90's movies and it's still at the top of active topics for all to see.

If only there was somebody, an admin type person, who could have locked the thread at any time to prevent this from happening....

My lord . . . are you cool with anyone on this board?

Not really. Even Jesus thinks he's a dbag.

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Sorry Frank. We're talking about me, not Darko.

It's always about you.

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It's like that episode where Riker puts some extra forehead on and screws Lillith from Cheers to get out of the First Contact hospital.

What happened in this thread? I am getting the sense that FF has left the board because of what has happened here and we should all have some kind of general knowledge of The Hawk from it. Perhaps he was General Knowledge in Vietnam?

Contact was 65% of a great movie, by the way.

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You know me like that.

It's almost comical to see him posting like a completely different person in the Facebook chat. Janus-faced motherfucker.

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Don't take it personally.

I respect his commitment to hate.

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It’s almsot comical how loud he cried that he doesn’t read the FB chat last time we argued.

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So did FF finally come back to the bored yet?

Is he sending the check by carrier pigeon like Hawk sent his evidence?

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

Weird, a Known Assclown going off half-cocked about a guy lying on the internet about military service, after repeatedly saying he would apologize if the guy proved his service, is nowhere to be found after the proof is provided.

But he's still here in spirit: Caller Bob is doing his level-best to derail the thread so we forget about FF's transgressions, and IMU is seemingly threatening anyone who dares to point out FF's complete lack of apology to Hawk.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

It seems like this might be personal between you and FF

The Hawk seems to have moved on.

Look, far be it from me to claim I know better than the next guy. But if life has taught me anything, it is to find compassion for myself first, and then seeing the good in others will naturally follow. JLN, you are a quick witted, intelligent, passionate individual who speaks his mind. I admire this about you. Because it is admirable. And these are gifts that are better suited to draw people with common interests together than push them apart. Don't die in that fire of negativity, man. Live. Live in the fire.

PM me if you ever just want to rap, unload, whatever.