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Jbi11s
 Post subject: Re: Jussie Smollet
PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 9:24 am 
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Guys, guys, guys.

I’m just pointing out what I see.

I find the whole situation hilarious.
"Guys, guys, guys.

If you questioned that Jussie Smollett was the victim of a hate crime you're probably a racist and bigot. And if you are glad that he has been charged for putting on this hoax that you shouldn't have questioned, you're probably a racist and bigot."

Stick to gifs.

Wow.

This ain’t the place for humor anymore.

I actually think Jussie is a bigot with a touch of mental illness.

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 Post subject: Re: Jussie Smollet
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JBills that is quite the gotcha. You have to chuckle don't ya?

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 Post subject: Re: Jussie Smollet
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I feel like those of us who aren’t even remotely interested in “winning” internet arguments cant make any comments the least bit political without receiving hellfire from either side.

In closing, I think social media is destroying the fabric of society.

Hopefully, the death camps and civil war arrive sooner rather than later.

MANY need to die in fires.

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I wish the best for Jussie and hope he learns from this. I'm not holding my breath, though.

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I'm not holding my breath, though.

You should try.

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I wish the best for Jussie and hope he learns from this. I'm not holding my breath, though.


Why would you wish the best for this piece of shit?
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leashyourkids wrote:
I wish the best for Jussie and hope he learns from this. I'm not holding my breath, though.


Why would you wish the best for this piece of shit?


I freed the hate from my heart.

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 Post subject: Re: Jussie Smollet
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leashyourkids wrote:
I wish the best for Jussie and hope he learns from this. I'm not holding my breath, though.


Why would you wish the best for this piece of shit?


I freed the hate from my heart.


:lol:

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rogers park bryan
 Post subject: Re: Jussie Smollet
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I hope this makes people think twice about naming their all their kids with the same first letter.
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Just where in the Constitution does it say CPD can investigate Jussie?

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Hopefully, the death camps and civil war arrive sooner rather than later.

MANY need to die in fires.


Cosigned and endorsed.

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Well, it sounds like all the cameras in the city can really catch people if necessary. Makes you wonder how much this whole investigation has cost the Chicago PD.

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Well, it sounds like all the cameras in the city can really catch people if necessary. Makes you wonder how much this whole investigation has cost the Chicago PD.



The funniest thing is if he wanted to fake a hate crime the least he could have done was hire white actors. Looks like affirmative action did Jussie in.

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 Post subject: Re: Jussie Smollet
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Drake LaRrieta wrote:
Well, it sounds like all the cameras in the city can really catch people if necessary. Makes you wonder how much this whole investigation has cost the Chicago PD.



The funniest thing is if he wanted to fake a hate crime the least he could have done was hire white actors. Looks like affirmative action did Jussie in.

That really is one of the more hilarious parts of this.

Two swole Nigerians aren’t gonna pass the MAGA test.

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Drake LaRrieta wrote:
Well, it sounds like all the cameras in the city can really catch people if necessary. Makes you wonder how much this whole investigation has cost the Chicago PD.



The funniest thing is if he wanted to fake a hate crime the least he could have done was hire white actors. Looks like affirmative action did Jussie in.

I don't know why he hired anyone at all. Punch yourself in the face a few times and then tell the story about what happened.

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 Post subject: Re: Jussie Smollet
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Jussie paid the brothers with a check.

Jerry Springer thinks that's genius.

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Jussie is a friend.

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Drake LaRrieta wrote:
Well, it sounds like all the cameras in the city can really catch people if necessary. Makes you wonder how much this whole investigation has cost the Chicago PD.

Except murders. 17% clearance rate.

Rawls would be embarrassed by that.
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If I had a son he'd look just like Jussie.
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Drake LaRrieta wrote:
Well, it sounds like all the cameras in the city can really catch people if necessary. Makes you wonder how much this whole investigation has cost the Chicago PD.



The funniest thing is if he wanted to fake a hate crime the least he could have done was hire white actors. Looks like affirmative action did Jussie in.


Haha. We’re the Nigerians authorized to work in the U.S.

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If I had a son he'd look just like Jussie.


Would you buy him a MyPillow?

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If I had a son he'd look just like Jussie.


:lol:

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rogers park bryan wrote:
Drake LaRrieta wrote:
Well, it sounds like all the cameras in the city can really catch people if necessary. Makes you wonder how much this whole investigation has cost the Chicago PD.

Except murders. 17% clearance rate.

Rawls would be embarrassed by that.

These are for you McNulty

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 Post subject: Re: Jussie Smollet
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Not bad.

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so the Nigerians took a check.

I can't believe they didn't just ask him for a Moneygram or Western Union. Nigerians are slipping.

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He has been charged by CPD and the charge is a felony. However, if it's proven he sent the letter that contained a white powder in it to himself......bigger problems still to come. That would involve federal charges and almost certain jail time. I think either way, he gets a reservation at the grey bar hotel.

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so the Nigerians took a check.

I can't believe they didn't just ask him for a Moneygram or Western Union. Nigerians are slipping.
Was it Tim Raines that bought cocaine with a check?

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He has been charged by CPD and the charge is a felony. However, if it's proven he sent the letter that contained a white powder in it to himself......bigger problems still to come. That would involve federal charges and almost certain jail time. I think either way, he gets a reservation at the grey bar hotel.

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Elmhurst Steve wrote:
He has been charged by CPD and the charge is a felony. However, if it's proven he sent the letter that contained a white powder in it to himself......bigger problems still to come. That would involve federal charges and almost certain jail time. I think either way, he gets a reservation at the grey bar hotel.

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