When we took our Cubs trip to San Diego (Petco), we had an extra ticket from someone backing out. We just scalped it outside the stadium. So of course the guy that bought the ticket from the scalper is sitting next to us. He looked like something out of the 70’s right down to the facial hair and retro jersey.

In any case, the stadium had some promotion where you could buy five food items for $5. Most people would do that if they were with some buddies or a family. But this loner brought all of them back to the seat. It was something like a candy bar, hot dog, pop corn, pretzel, and I don’t know what else. He sits down and proceeds to lose control of his five items and drops them onto the concrete floor. The look of disappointment in his eyes was evident, but at least it only cost him five bucks. Plus the candy bar could be salvaged as it was wrapped.

When we took our Cubs trip to San Diego (Petco), we had an extra ticket from someone backing out. We just scalped it outside the stadium. So of course the guy that bought the ticket from the scalper is sitting next to us. He looked like something out of the 70’s right down to the facial hair and retro jersey.

In any case, the stadium had some promotion where you could buy five food items for $5. Most people would do that if they were with some buddies or a family. But this loner brought all of them back to the seat. It was something like a candy bar, hot dog, pop corn, pretzel, and I don’t know what else. He sits down and proceeds to lose control of his five items and drops them onto the concrete floor. The look of disappointment in his eyes was evident, but at least it only cost him five bucks. Plus the candy bar could be salvaged as it was wrapped.

When we took our Cubs trip to San Diego (Petco), we had an extra ticket from someone backing out. We just scalped it outside the stadium. So of course the guy that bought the ticket from the scalper is sitting next to us. He looked like something out of the 70’s right down to the facial hair and retro jersey.

In any case, the stadium had some promotion where you could buy five food items for $5. Most people would do that if they were with some buddies or a family. But this loner brought all of them back to the seat. It was something like a candy bar, hot dog, pop corn, pretzel, and I don’t know what else. He sits down and proceeds to lose control of his five items and drops them onto the concrete floor. The look of disappointment in his eyes was evident, but at least it only cost him five bucks. Plus the candy bar could be salvaged as it was wrapped.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Eloy optioned to AAA.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

He wasn't hitting well enough to even make it a conversation.

Sox lucked out.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Absolutely.

Only front office happy when prospects aren't productive.

They’ve been a very happy front office for many years then.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Cease and Robert, too. This is gonna be a fun April.

Theriot's BA was higher than Anderson's OBP.

Collin McHugh
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Wishing Eloy the best of luck as he goes to AAA to work on...defense? baserunning? creating excess value for a $1.5 billion franchise that hasn’t made the playoffs in a decade? bunting?

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

Who was the last homegrown White Sox position player to make an All-Star team? Crede?

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Does Abreu count?

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

I don't count him since he didn't play in the WS minor league system.

I guess Alexi wouldn't, either?

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

Not for me. He's in the same boat with Abreu.

I don't count him since he didn't play in the WS minor league system.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Then yes I think he is.

Not counting Konerko, Alexei, or Quentin..

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

Don't you find that fact depressing?

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

I find everything about the White Sox depressing.