that's right, Andrew Cashner has elevated himself to the Opening Day starter for Baltimore.

I think the Cubs may have given up too much for Rizzo.

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This theory could be worse than the Speigel is a good baseball guy one.

Cashner has won 2 straight starts.

Impressive at Toronto.

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Cashner another impressive road win in Boston. 3-1 on the year and the team's #1 starter!

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Great start against the Sox. I was on this from Day 1.

4-1 with an ERA of 4.18.

4-1 on a terrible team, that is.

Andrew Cashner finally blossoming. Always been rooting for him.

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Cashner is 50-80 for his career. This is Rube levels of stupid.

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I would like to take a shit on this terrible thought/thread.

Rube.

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Cashner lost a tough game at home to Boston.

Then he won 2 slugfests at Colorado and vs SF.

6-2 record on an 18-41 team.

Andrew Cashner!

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great performance again last night, but 2 errors cost him the game.

Shoulda won it.

But still, 6-3 with a 4.48 ERA on a terrible team this year.

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But still, shut up.

7 shutout innings tonight.

And got the win.

Now 8-3 with a 4.03 ERA on a terrible team.

Also 10 of his 16 starts have been on the ROAD.

SO happy for him.

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another dominating performance at Toronto.
7 innings, 1 run.

now 9-3 with a sub-4.00 ERA on a terrible team.

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If he can hold on he will have his second winning record in ten seasons!

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Cashner traded to Boston.

Irony.

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You know me like that.

too bad. I woulda liked to see what his numbers would be if he finished the season on a terrible team.

He also said he wanted to stay with the Orioles.

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As expected. He was in a nice niche, doing so good, now gets traded, and he gives up 6 runs in 5 innings.

Doesnt matter that that Boston is a better team. Different environment, high pressure, it's gonna fuck a guy up.

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So what you are saying is he is a bum slayer who can not be counted on when it matters.

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another loss.

pitched ok, but as he said after, he made 2 mistakes.

truly sad. Coulda had a soaring career year with a terrible team and instead they disrupt his rhythm and momentum with this bullshit trade.

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teams are really looking stupid for not acquiring Nova at the deadline. He was trending in the right direction and has a history of production

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

good to see that at the very least, Thread AIDS has a cure.

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

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Magic turns 60 today

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Boy was this spot on. Something like this a "baseball messiah" should have known.

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and just like that, Cashner has been relegated to the bullpen.

Sad. Had such a great year on a terrible team, he deserved to finish it off on his own terms. Instead he was boinked to Boston which fucked up his rhythm and 3 bad starts later he's in the bullpen. So what the fuck did they acquire him for then?

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