Saw him tonight at La Scarola. He was with a good looking broad, especially for a 75 year old dude. He doesn't look anywhere near that old, by the way. He gave me two tickets to some Cubs musical called Miracle. Probably because my shithead buddy was wearing an ugly ass Cubbie blue sweatshirt.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Less famous than Teddy Greenstein.


Denied

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Come on, Seacrest! The man was married to Hugh Hefner's daughter, for God's sake! His dad has a golf course named after him and his uncle swore both Daleys into office.

Also, we were gently scolded by Armando for saying "fuck" too loudly. I didn't realize we were swearing. I don't think I was. It was likely the guy I was with who has a voice like a foghorn. But God forbid we should offend the delicate sensibilities of the comares of the Grand Avenue Crew by using rough language. And I didn't even complain when the cute girl on her first date with a tattooed dude with a man-bun knocked over our bottle of Brunello as she was squeezing between the tables.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

RR, you, ltg, Sam and i are the only people who even know who he is.

Btw, I didn't know that he and Christie were no longer a couple.

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I'm sure dolphin knows him.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I should have added him

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I don't think that they've been together for awhile.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I don't know him personally, but I know who he is. My uncle knew the Judge, and I used to read the paper enough as a kid to know who he was.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

I lost Hugh's cell number before he passed.

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There's probably some truth to that, Joe Orr Road Sneed.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

The life of leisure keeps a person young.

He is one of those untalented people that you know but cannot figure out why you know them that seems to always appear in Sneed columns. His entire life is based in being "the nephew of..." or "the son of"... or "the husband of." You get lost trying to think about what it is exactly that he accomplished on his own.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Canoodling.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Well, now he has produced his own Cubs musical. Coming on May 5, 2019.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don