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whistler

Post subject: Funniest/unique names in sports

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 1:56 am

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What are some of the funniest/unique names in sports annals?

Im talkin' from modern, to back in the day. Any era, any sport.

I always thought the name Derrick Caracter was funny. #1 pick bust I think.

Fuck Derrick Caracter.

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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 2:02 am

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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 7:13 am

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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 7:32 am

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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 7:39 am

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Dick Trickle.

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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 7:42 am

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i always thought that Placido Polanco had a fun name to say, it just rolled off the tongue. I remember when I was in high school my friends and I used to get a kick out of University of Wyoming scoring machine Fennis Dembo, we were rooting hard for Fennis in the '87 NCAA tournament just because we liked saying his name. That was pretty much the last he was ever heard from again.

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 7:47 am

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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 8:26 am

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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 8:26 am

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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 8:26 am

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Ex Bear Jermon Bushrod. I remember talking about his signing to a guy at work. I asked wasn't that your name when you were a pornstar?

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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 8:27 am

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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 8:30 am

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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 8:42 am

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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 8:50 am

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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 8:55 am

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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:10 am

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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:21 am

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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:32 am

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man of few opinions wrote:

i always thought that Placido Polanco had a fun name to say, it just rolled off the tongue.

Every time I hear his name this jingle pops into my head:

"If you like Placido Polanco, and getting caught in the rain
If you´re not into yoga, if you have half a brain..."

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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 10:00 am

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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 2:09 pm

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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 3:08 pm

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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 3:12 pm

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Complete sentence Dean Pees.

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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 8:18 pm

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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 8:20 pm

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Fonda Dicks is a famous girls H.S. basketball player from Moravia Iowa. :wink:

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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2019 12:38 am

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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2019 5:46 pm

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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2019 8:47 pm