What’s with the Score’s web poll?

“Should the United States always hold the Olympics?” WTF? Where did this come from? Pappy?

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"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again."

Mike: Damn straight, it came from me. An' while we're at it, as long as we're gonna hold it in da US of A, dere ain't no need to foul it up by lettin' any of dem foreigners in in da first place. Even if dey become citizens like Ozzie Guillen, dey have no respek for our great country an' our White House, anyways. Besides, if I'm correct, as I usually is, da Olympics was invented right here anyways in Athens, Ohio in about a million BC or sometin' like dat. So dere. An' den, to keep it truly American, can we please not let any--ya know--peepuls of color in? Despite what dat jagbag mayor of New Orleans sez, I don't need to see no Chocolate Olympics--aldough, dat bein' said, dat ain't much of a problem in da Winter Olympics, as far as I can see. Next, do we really need to see women in dere? Annie would argue wit me, but sports is for men, anyways--except for dat faggy figger skatin', which as far as I can see, should be all women. So dat's my take--always in da US of A, no blacks, no women, no figger skatin', and now we're talkin'. Now you've got an Olympics even a Mike Nort can watch. An' by da way, if it were right here wit no blacks and foreigners, I'd feel a lot better sendin' a Jen-Jen to cover it. It's hard enough for her to do an appearance for da show here at a Best Buy witout a bunch of nerds who live in dere mudder's basement gropin' an' pawin' at her. Imagine what's goin' on over dere in Italy wit dose perverts. Damn, she's my personal property and why did I agree to dis? Some hot Italian Stallion is prob'ly havin' his way wit her as we speak. I shoulda sent Fred. Yeah, dat's right. Squeal like a pig, Fred.

Fred: Oink!

I think he meant Fred's wife? I keed I keed, or do I?

Stop your self!